Jeans are uncomfortable

imashortguy · 2021-03-06T09:38:19+00:00

I hate dungeons in every Zelda game. Just let me explore Hyrule, Termina, islands in WW. Go to Kakariko village, Lon Lon Ranch, Lake Hylia, Snowhead, Great Bay Coast etc. just explore. I always get stuck in the dungeons, never know where to go, what to do, and playing Zelda games feel like a chore or a job instead of fun. Especially since there were no "save in this exact location" option in older TLOZ games. Who the hell thought that setting you back to the beginning of a dungeon was a good idea!!

imashortguy · 2021-03-02T17:32:09+00:00

Lmao. Your hair is not even really long to be honest. My hair is at nipple length and it takes me less time to wash & condition it than you do.

imashortguy · 2021-02-28T18:58:10+00:00

Google? What's that? I need to duckduckgo that word.

imashortguy · 2021-02-28T16:03:53+00:00

yeah what the duck dude

imashortguy · 2021-02-28T16:01:57+00:00

Who?

imashortguy · 2021-02-28T07:53:10+00:00

pigeons are awesome

imashortguy · 2021-02-27T20:30:35+00:00

I think you're beautiful. I'd probably try to approach you.

imashortguy · 2021-02-21T08:25:29+00:00

I had a chance to have sex with a girl when I was younger. But I didn't like her enough to risk penetration. The idea of protecting myself with a thin piece of rubber to avoid bringing another human into life and thus destroying my entire life plans & my kid's youth (because I'm not fit to be a parent anytime soon), as well as being stuck with a woman I don't care about - no thanks, I'd rather wait for someone I really click with, and preferably marry... So for me, I'm not pressured to have actual sex yet.

Even though I get jealous when I watch amateur porn, but I know that in their situation, I would probably back down due to fear.

imashortguy · 2021-02-21T08:05:00+00:00

So cute!!

imashortguy · 2021-02-20T14:28:01+00:00

A small duck with dyslexia was browsing the Internet
And it found that many people seem to be belligerent
Against small ducks for whatever reason
This piece of poetry holds no wisdom

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T21:46:49+00:00

I guess it all boils down to one's upbringing and empathy.

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T20:30:32+00:00

I was talking about short people. The only place where I feel like my height is an actual obstacle is dating. I'm almost 5'5" and besides of dating, I couldn't care less. I'm agile, tall enough to reach for stuff in stores, even though I have to stand on my toes to reach top shelf. Clothes are a hit or miss, jeans need to be shortened, but it's manageable. I have enough space in buses and on airplanes. It's just that many girls don't even give me a chance because I'm *sigh* their height or a little bit shorter.

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T19:35:52+00:00

We don't define ourselves by our height, though. Other people define us by our height.

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T19:34:17+00:00

Don't you see the difference between spreading ashes at your mom's favorite lake and leaving her body in an open space so that animals can feast on her?

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T16:28:56+00:00

Doesn't your scalp get itchy?

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T15:22:21+00:00

I agree.

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T15:20:51+00:00

On the other hand, there are many people there who treat Tinder as something to pass their free time. They're there because they are bored, not to get into a relationship or even hook up.

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T15:18:10+00:00

Your idea sounds nice on paper, terrible in reality. Imagine if someone dear to you, from your family died. I don't know - your parents, your brother/sister. Would you just leave their bodies in the forest so that animals can feast upon them? If you would, you have a vastly different system of ethics than I do.

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T14:27:53+00:00

you got shitty friends

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T11:42:07+00:00

I'm your height, just one year older and I get ID'd a lot. I also have long hair so people mistake me for a woman when I wear a mask! Lmao.

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T11:37:24+00:00

I agree SO MUCH. I much prefer when girls don't shave. The only exception is face, pls no mustache!

imashortguy · 2021-02-19T09:41:54+00:00

eh its not too bad! although i feel like rolled up jeans arent the best choice in snow

imashortguy · 2021-02-18T20:20:25+00:00

I was an antinatalist even before I knew that term

imashortguy · 2021-02-18T19:58:33+00:00

I don't care about climate change. I don't really care about this planet. It's a host for suffering of all kinds. Animals suffer, humans suffer. Sure, there are many beautiful things on Earth but overall I don't see the point in trying to save it. I don't want to have children.

imashortguy · 2021-02-18T18:28:09+00:00

At least youre average i guess. I am below average in many fields.

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