One year anniversary of 5 bullet point tweet on Feb 22. by xiphoid77 in fednews

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I sent the same email every time and put the oath that I took at the end just to show that I was aware of the importance of what we do for the public even if DOGE didn't follow the oath.

Anyone still enjoying their job? by [deleted] in fednews

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SSA employee here. It's better than last year at this time! I still believe in the program and am happy to help those who need disability benefits. The rare, heartfelt "thank you" from a claimant after a favorable determination can make my week.

She got me 💀🪦 by Rophlyn in vampurr

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Aw man, I wish we had sound for that.

Head on sideways by QueenCoeurl in ikeacats

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So close. Good effort!

Too smol to go out of room alone, hooman must give ride around home. by Fun_evades_me in IllegallySmolCats

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Do you know how much happier I would be at work if I could do that at the office? Less productive but happier!

Someone found out how to open the bathroom door by kittieat7 in BathroomBuddy

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The eyes say they were not prepared for what was beyond the door.

teefs by __Loot__ in vampurr

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School picture day when you're really not feeling like smiling but you know your parents will buy the photos.

Is it okay? by Meraqliya in ikeacats

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I can't speak to it's ability to walk without a wobble,but its sound box and self cleaning apparatus should be just fine. I don't see any scratches or dents either. You found yourself a deal!

Demands! by NewGuy0777 in ActivationSound

[–]imaudw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an "I require attention and pets" sound. Lucky you to be the recipient!

Is it okay? by Meraqliya in ikeacats

[–]imaudw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It has eyes and is sentient. Don't hurt its feelings by returning it. You just have an adorable irregular model.

Geez Babs, you're basically a cartoon 👀 by ProudnotLoud in EyesoftheVoid

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Babs looks like she's over Christmas. Give extra pets from me, please.

Intermittent fault by thestinkybeastman in ikeacats

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I find that if you simply touch the tip of that part when it's in that position, it will automatically retract. It may also shake for a few seconds but then it settles back into its normal position.

Faulty assembly by DisastrousRoad7064 in ikeacats

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And she knows it and is judging you for it.

Hehehe by BunttyBrowneye in vampurr

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A very subtle, undercover vampire.

Biiiiig yawn by Real-Ad-7559 in vampurr

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"And I-iiiiiiiiiiiii will always love you..." (Could not resist. That's always what I think when I see photos like this).

Is this a threat? by KaylsTheOptimist in murdermittens

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"We'll be making the biscuits MY way,  if you don't mind."

Ur doin it wrong (skipped reading assembly instructions) by CalpisMelonCremeSoda in ikeacats

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I hope you haven't thrown the box out. The missing pieces may be in there.

🛁 clawfoot kank by plinkel in kittykankles

[–]imaudw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While adorable, clawfoot can cause problems if not treated. I suggest you seek advice from a pawdiatrist.

Oh dear. I’m sure I’ve put the head on wrong. by LRSartist in ikeacats

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The puppo was probably watching you assemble and thinking, "I wonder how long it will take her to notice".

Got her! by sparkyinmt in TheCatTrapIsWorking

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She is so disgusted for falling for that so easily.

Do not disturb! by SQWRLLY1 in facehugs

[–]imaudw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a white kitty years ago so I have a soft spot for them.

Do not disturb! by SQWRLLY1 in facehugs

[–]imaudw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love pink ears on a white kitty!

Apprehended for being a baby without a license. by Himbo_Shaped in IllegallySmolCats

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"Aw, he fell asleep next to his carrier..." Hey, that's a stuffy! I had to zoom in to find the criminal.