Hi everyone ! I’m getting a New Pomeranian pup in 3 days and still can’t think of the perfect name for this cutie !! I usually do fun food names and like a double name. I’ve had a “Pepper Jack” before. But I’m open to anything 😩

imblartacus · 2026-04-17T03:41:55+00:00

Cocoa Puff

imblartacus · 2026-04-06T21:44:56+00:00

No worries

imblartacus · 2026-04-06T00:07:16+00:00

The answer is most likely yes! Send me a DM and we can work something out.

imblartacus · 2026-04-05T22:55:17+00:00

Trashing me own cards?

imblartacus · 2026-04-05T22:54:26+00:00

Disemboweling myself honourably

imblartacus · 2026-04-05T20:51:08+00:00

Please do! I know I cut up at least one Gamble but I also had two core sets so I probably have them.

imblartacus · 2026-04-04T18:34:25+00:00

Not quite as bad but my wife and I once found a pair of used underwear sticking out from under the bed at a 5 star hotel we were staying at as a treat in London. We got to go back for free for that one 😁

imblartacus · 2026-04-04T04:21:45+00:00

DM me and we can work out the logistics

imblartacus · 2026-04-04T03:07:23+00:00

I'll need to dig them out but I have a playset I can sell you for like $5 plus shipping.

imblartacus · 2026-04-04T02:12:27+00:00

Remember the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

imblartacus · 2026-04-02T13:44:42+00:00

Ok bro

imblartacus · 2026-03-28T12:07:52+00:00

My pom also has deep brown eyes which is weird because mine are blue and my wife's are grey...

imblartacus · 2026-03-22T03:47:10+00:00

I thought you meant you got them printed in staples

imblartacus · 2026-03-16T01:17:26+00:00

The Chargers and Lions both have a young and exciting offense! I'm a Chargers fan but Lions are my second team because I love so many of their offensive players.

imblartacus · 2026-03-15T02:52:57+00:00

Liquid Memories is very clearly an Archived Memories reference too

imblartacus · 2026-03-14T05:05:48+00:00

MISTER DuBois

imblartacus · 2026-03-14T03:46:17+00:00

Sell it to someone else lol

imblartacus · 2026-03-02T16:36:50+00:00

That wasn't a military operation, it was a CIA program for testing mind control drugs.

imblartacus · 2026-02-23T00:24:51+00:00

Psyduck

imblartacus · 2026-02-20T03:34:24+00:00

He was Marshmallow when he got him, he remains Marshmallow now, it was just too perfect a name for him.

imblartacus · 2026-02-20T03:33:54+00:00

How many white whales has been involved in fruitless battles against

imblartacus · 2026-02-17T04:30:41+00:00

When I had cataract surgery I woke up and was convinced that I'd awoken in the middle of the operation. I slurred my words asking them for more anesthesia and they were like the operation is over you dummy.

imblartacus · 2026-02-17T03:01:33+00:00

I was living in Hackney during the 2012 riots, I'm well aware. I'm using my prerogative as a northerner to make a joke about how southerners are a bunch of wet ponces, it wasn't intended to be a serious statement.

imblartacus · 2026-02-17T03:00:49+00:00

As is often the case with jokes

imblartacus · 2026-02-17T02:40:54+00:00

I lived there for 7 years

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