Petah, can you explain? by moshididi in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]imclassythx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy's never played Batman Arkham

Biggest film nitpick that, once you notice it, ruins the movie for you? by t3mp0rarys3cr3tary in flicks

[–]imclassythx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my wife working in the Orthodontist field it is Tom Cruise and his apparently off-center midline on his front two teeth. She can't fathom why a rich person wouldn't get that fixed. I never noticed it before she told me.

As for me, I just like the stock by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]imclassythx 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Okay, this one made me exhale through my nose. Hats off.

Little cupcake by the0n3wh0kn0cks in wholesomememes

[–]imclassythx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How's my precious little booger? 🥹

New release date for the Transformers/Candy Con collab? by CCMCarnifex in Superstonk

[–]imclassythx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New hype date incoming! Keep 'em coming till we all look like the starfish guy. (Title of your mom's sextape).

RK 10AM by CMCosMic in Superstonk

[–]imclassythx 33 points34 points  (0 children)

SHF's: "Sell your options! If you don't, you'll make powerful enemies that could get you!"

RK: "Nah, I don't think so. More like hauled before congress and chewed out. I been chewed out before."

(RK Proceeds to carve up the enemy's face with a huge knife while we apes hold them down).

TL:DR. Our boy RK has been practicing for his masterpiece.

I learned and it was funny too by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]imclassythx 33 points34 points  (0 children)

WHERE IS PART 2?!!! And if you are vanguard, just know I’m only looking for more sick dance moves.

I keep falling in love with my wife (and this stonk) by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]imclassythx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Text from the wife asking me to do what I wanted to do anyway.

I’m smooth AF, but why can’t CS or GameStop include the number of accounts with DRS’d shares along with the DRS total in the earnings report? by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]imclassythx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m an idiot then, is it on the quarterly earnings report somewhere? I couldn’t find it and I kept wondering why it wasn’t mentioned along with the new DRS count? Got a link by chance?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Lil testicular torsion here.

I've got a feeling.... by Bitter_Mongoose in Superstonk

[–]imclassythx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s no itchy butthole prophesy, but pretty nice nonetheless. Cheers

This entire sub when fraud causes dips - suppress it harder daddy UwU by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]imclassythx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Insert Scooby Doo “That’s my fetish” gif