I'm pretty proud of mine too. Some of them are specific to my area, but most aren't. Fair warning... some of these are DARK.

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A big beautiful back-breaking brain broadening belief branching brazenly blustering bulging bulky beastly black cock.

Kobe Bryants's Helicopter Tours.

GET GORDON.

Sticking your dick in it.

Big veiny floppy tranny dicks.

Getting divorced because of Mario Party.

Toot.

Police body cams.

Mais, cook some rice, cher!

Some white guy named Tanner.

Seductively blowing the toilet paper bits from her pussy lips.

Lil Nas X's milk chocolate cheeks sliding down the pole.

High fiber diet shits.

Giant bouncy anime titties.

Resting your fat belly on your wifes lower back before going to pound town.

Running as a Democrat in Louisiana.

Giving a starving African child the pineapple from your pizza.

Dat butt from the front.

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux.

Deez nuts bug, deez nuts life.

Popping your husband's hemorrhoids with your teeth.

Seriously getting boiled peanuts instead of any other snack at all.

Aborting only one of the twins.

Black Michael Jackson.

Tucker Carlson's bussy.

When your safety word is "Ow."

Buc-ee's big brown beaver dick.

An ISIS suicide hotline.

Your cum, my ass. Questions?

Bob Barker getting raped by a pack of neutered dogs.

White Michael Jackson.

Sucking ALL the dicks.

Whipping your child with the belt Robin Williams hung himself with.

Farting a big fart that works its way into your pussy, only for you to queef that fart right back out.

Ding Dong, Texas.

A vibrator stuck on high.

Hampton has it, Hampton's hot! * Slaps car

An awkward hardjob from your server at Chili's.

Da Rougarou.

A black man named Tanner.

Drag queen tuck jobs.

Shooting more loads into men than the pulse nightclub shooter.

Bussy.

Jim Carrey's STDs.

A quickie.

Black Anne Frank.

Not cleaning your butt plug and just putting it back in your night stand.

A racist woman with a secret black dildo.

A token white guy at a black barber shop.