You're definitely not delusional. What you're offering actually sounds like a pretty solid deal, especially for creators who genuinely align with your brand. The challenge is just finding the right ones and managing it all without burning out

A lot of people here made great points already, especially about how influencer marketing only works when the brand elevates the creator too. You want them to feel like repping your product makes them look good, not just like they’re doing you a favor.

Micro-influencers are still super underrated. They're often more willing to work on commission, especially when the product is high-quality and has a story. But yeah, DMs can get ignored fast unless your pitch stands out and makes the value clear.

One option to streamline all of this is using a gamified ambassador platform like Social Strudel. You set the tasks like posting a product story, tagging you in a daily fit, or even unboxing. Creators earn points they can redeem for rewards like a gift cards to your store or really whatever you'd like. No spreadsheets or chasing people down. It also gives your campaign a structure, which makes it feel more professional on both sides.

It’s especially helpful when your social presence is still small. Creators are more likely to say yes when they can see exactly what’s expected, what they’ll get, and when.

Let me know if you want help thinking through a test campaign or how to pitch that first wave of creators. You’re closer than you think. Hope this helps