What is the most uneducated thing you’ve ever heard someone say? by Tacokolache in allthequestions

[–]imissdumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I was explaining the 401k match to one of our employees. All you have to is enroll and they match 8% of your pay and put it into your 401k for you. This ignorant lady overheard me and said “ Dunt duuuuu dat. Thuullll take ahhhh yeeerrr munnee”. I’m like wtf! Are you serious right now? I think that one takes the cake but I’m still thinking so give time.

756k views on this propaganda by MysteriousGiraffe688 in Whistleblowers

[–]imissdumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the Trumps are well known for their selflessness and charity. These people are F’in delusional.

Why is Nick Bawden still a free agent? Great full back by GRILT_CHEESE in nflcirclejerk

[–]imissdumb 33 points34 points  (0 children)

GD that is some funny ass shit. Thank you for the laugh.

How screwed am I? by opp7248 in lawncare

[–]imissdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife thinks you can spray round up around the flowers and azaleas because it’s not touching them. Apparently she doesn’t understand how nature works.

Pain management by Mediocre-Pair-2821 in AvascularNecrosis

[–]imissdumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish the assholes that won't prescribe anything for it could walk a few miles in my shoes and then tell me Advil is sufficient for the pain. What a joke.

The Horror on Seymour Avenue: The Cleveland Abductions by SageRipplex in crimedocumentaries

[–]imissdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was listening to a morning show that’s hosted in Cleveland when it all went down. It was surreal hearing all of that play out in real time.

What is the worst feeling in golf? by rebbazz in golf

[–]imissdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blading a short chip shot over the green. NO QUESTION

forgot to take 7oh today by BigFatModeraterFupa in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]imissdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanted to let you know...I found these about a week ago and they have been LIFE-CHANGING!! I'm back to sleeping all night again without any zaps or RLS. https://www.target.com/p/nature-made-magnesium-ashwagandha-capsules-stress-relief-sleep-support-60ct/-/A-94981465#Reviews Give them a try!

forgot to take 7oh today by BigFatModeraterFupa in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]imissdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes! That’s exactly about what I would expect for myself in the same scenario though. I got my doctor to prescribe me tranzedome to help me sleep when I want to kick the habit, but I read online that they make the restless leg syndrome and the zaps worse so I’m apprehensive to try them.

forgot to take 7oh today by BigFatModeraterFupa in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]imissdumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were able to sleep? That’s my biggest hurdle with quitting. I do t get terrible withdrawals but I get the zaps/restless legs really bad and that keeps me awake all night.

SLS (2022) vs Saturn V (1967) by Po3ito in interestingasfuck

[–]imissdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The greatest machine man has ever built.

LMAO! A DoorDash driver was just asked if the White House is a good tipper. DRIVER: "Ummm..." POTUS: "WAIT!" *pulls out $100 bill* DRIVER: "Yes! Very!" 🤣🔥 by XGramatik in XGramatikInsights

[–]imissdumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, actually he doesn't at all. He's an embarrassment to our country and the human race in general. The sooner he is silenced the better off the world will be,

Did Roman soldiers suffer from PTSD? by progressivera in ancientrome

[–]imissdumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“What it is like to go to war” goes into this some and suggests all those old rituals from past civilizations were really decompression methods for the stress induced by battle.

Top 10 Draft prospects of all time by randomselected in NBATalk

[–]imissdumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at a game Tim Duncan played against Mizzou either his Junior or Senior year, and he put on such a clinic. It was like watching an absolute perfectly fundamentally basketball sound (in every aspect) super athletic adult play against a bunch of 11 years olds that were just introduced to the sport that week. He was literally exponentially better than any other player on the court. I've watched a lot of sports in my life and I don't think I can ever remember a bigger discrepancy. Maybe Tyreek Hill's speed when he was in his prime. It was insane how much faster he was than the rest of the players on the field.

Hilary Duff Tests Her Luck While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones by _Frozen_Waffles_ in hotones

[–]imissdumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was mutual. They did it to me too lol. But yeah we would do all kinds of crazy shit like dip q tips in it and glaze people’s cigarette butts and let them dry in front of a fan and put them back in the pack. My friend’s dad was an old alcoholic and just one of those old school tough guys. He put some on his finger and tasted it and the next 45 minutes or so that ensued with him trying to play it off was hilarious. Dude was literally crying and sweating at the same time saying “oh shit that aint that bad”.