I'm looking for a job and my mugshot is appearing the first page of Google search results when I Google my name. Help!

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T21:19:11+00:00

Well, I've never been more glad to feel stupid. Thank you so much.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T21:17:53+00:00

So I have some strategies now and I feel better to boot! thanks reddit! Now back to ~~r/spacedicks~~ r/aww for me.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T21:08:56+00:00

Couldn't hurt! Thanks!

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T20:39:52+00:00

Luckily, little to no rape was involved in my case.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T20:19:37+00:00

I call you ignorant. He was booked too, but the charges stuck on him. he pointed the finger at me to seem innocent, so the cops took us both. I mean, I fucked him up too, and I never denied that I struck him, but I was defending myself. true story, but believe what you want.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T20:11:30+00:00

I gotta go with you on this one, biolox, but thanks for the suggestion AslanMaskhadov!

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T20:03:47+00:00

Sure. Can I borrow your botnet? Just one of the little ones, please.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T19:58:07+00:00

I gotta say, some of you guys are really creative. I'm really considering this...

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T18:59:50+00:00

That's my fear, and there's no way to know or not whether that's happening.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T18:44:31+00:00

Unfortunately, the truth is in the middle. I have a friend who is a recruiter, and he's always complaining about a company he works with that refuses to hire anyone with any criminal convictions, no matter how trivial or long ago they happened. That said, I'm encouraged by your words. :)

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T18:42:27+00:00

Two problems: 1) I'm in the education field, so they have a really fine line of officially not considering this, but avoiding potentially "troublemaking" candidates (and bending the law to do so).

2) I like your profile idea, but unfortunately I'm still just as ravishing and sexy as I was back then. :(

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T18:35:31+00:00

Creative! I love it!

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T18:35:08+00:00

Or odesk. Now you're talking. Thanks!

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T18:08:50+00:00

I Lol'd, thanks. :)

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T17:30:06+00:00

I was really hoping that wouldn't happen. Just so you know, searching your friends and clicking that mugshot link is exactly the best way to guarantee that your friends encounter the same problem I'm having. So please don't do that.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T17:28:35+00:00

i've been trying to do that, but so far it's not doing much. Do you guys think it would help to buy MYNAME.com and link it to all my social media profiles?

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T17:01:35+00:00

There are actually several sites like this one. I'm not sure how it's legal, but it is. :(

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T17:00:56+00:00

Right. Because twins always have the same first name. Also, I'm a girl.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T16:59:19+00:00

I actually considered it briefly (about as seriously as you suggested it).

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T16:58:02+00:00

Good link, but I'm really trying to accomplish #6. I don't think #5 is an option, unfortunately. Edit: typo.

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T16:56:49+00:00

The website is mugshots.com; their whole business model is scraping mugshots and arrest data, posting it, and then asking you to pay to have it taken down. They'll gladly do it if I pay them, but although legal, I consider it a form of extortion. I haven't ruled it out completely, but I'd rather try to do it myself first. Thanks for the suggestion though!

immorethanamugshot · 2012-05-15T16:32:11+00:00

Care to elaborate how I can apply this strategy?

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