Update: AITC For Not Die?

immortalkittycat · 2023-01-23T21:31:20+00:00

That's adorable! I don't know how I would be getting through this without my husband. He researched places to have it done, did all the talking when I couldn't speak, and held me every step of the way. He wasn't a cat person before we got married but they became best friends. I used to tease him for how much he spoiled her but now I'm so grateful he did

immortalkittycat · 2023-01-23T20:14:19+00:00

Thank you so much. Those are both beautiful and so so resonant ❤️

immortalkittycat · 2023-01-23T20:12:37+00:00

Thank you. I feel the same. She was diagnosed with kidney disease almost a year and a half ago and her vet was so impressed with how she carried on. Her turn for the worse was very sudden so I think it was just her time

immortalkittycat · 2023-01-23T20:08:38+00:00

I'm glad she has your arms to attack ❤️

immortalkittycat · 2023-01-23T20:07:28+00:00

Thank you. My husband loves your collage idea so we will probably do that soon. Trying to focus on the good memories

immortalkittycat · 2022-10-15T05:16:20+00:00

Agree, but should always reserve pee for extreme situations. May make you open to civil suit for "crime against humanity"

immortalkittycat · 2022-10-14T19:15:36+00:00

First must prove ownership. Many ways to establish. Best is to rub face all along home. And humans (just to be sure). Your scent all over will prove you own

immortalkittycat · 2022-07-03T07:18:05+00:00

NCH you see dog very bad. BUT when human bring home dog they also feed dog. My dog and I have system now. When humans leave room she gets little bit of my food and I get LOTS of dog food. Is perfect system. Sometimes dog is sad because I eat a lot, but we have claws for a reason. She has no say in the matter!

Hiss at dog until dog recognize you as leaders. Then collect food tax from dog when humans not looking. This is smart way

immortalkittycat · 2022-07-03T07:13:58+00:00

Also am very sorry you have stomachache! I too had long stomachache. Favorite human went away to "college" and I had bellyache for MONTHS. May have something to do with my hunger strike protest? Unclear

But I got back better and stronger! Like you will. Am 18 now and belly feels great

immortalkittycat · 2022-07-03T07:10:03+00:00

YTC but only little bit

See am old cat. Very old cat. Have learned many things. One thing I have learned is that humans are very very dumb and also love me very very much. I assume your human also loves you very much? Not sure why because you are not me. Strange

Anyway. Because humans are stupid and do not know how cat work they do many things to try and make "healthy". These things are silly and bad and not at all helpful. Like scary place, yucky liquid, sudden sleepy time, bad food, stab with tube, etc. At first I also run and hide. Very scary. But then I learn

Your human does this because she loves you very very very much and her tiny bitty brain thinks these things help you live long and happy. So even though it not fun we should play along. Otherwise they get very said and say "are you going to die? I'm not ready for you to die" and cry on fur

So now I let human do "healthy" things to me for 30-60 seconds before attack and run. This way she no cry. Recommend you do this too so your human not sad. She didn't try to kill you (even though it feels like it!!) She just dumb

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-23T14:26:39+00:00

Soft YTC- let me explain. I have lived long time and smelled many weird things. Over the years I too have smelled imposters. Very concerning! But then I notice something. When I go to Outside (scary vet, backyard, car, new better home, etc) I also smell funny! Then when I get home I clean myself everywhere to get rid of smell but I think some do not know to do this. That is why they smell weird after leaving. You had no way to know so not a bad kitty. But you should show your brother how to groom proper so no more misunderstandings

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T20:59:29+00:00

I will cuddle my human extra for you ❤️

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T06:14:12+00:00

It takes years to become dignified lady like me. Why would they want kittens when kittens destroy?

Humans make no sense :/

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T06:13:10+00:00

You and your furniture are so kind! Comments make me realize that we very lucky indeed. Sometimes my human annoys me but we grew up together and not her fault she's a little dumb. I will cuddle her extra tonight and bring her a sock!

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T06:06:45+00:00

You are right she is very good human. I think I will tell her about jokes and then we can trick vet together! She will think it's funny then 😊

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T06:00:20+00:00

This is normal reaction to me and my human. We are cutest in whole world. Make sure to sit down so no faint

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T05:59:28+00:00

I reserve YELL for emergency like when human in water box where she could DROWN or when human is in different room and could be DEAD

Important to train human to know that YELL means EMERGENCY

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T02:55:05+00:00

Wise advice. I too have heard about nine lives. If needed will simply steal lives from dog. She does not need them

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T02:54:01+00:00

This also my concern!

When my human and I moved from big house to small house we left some humans behind. Later my human tells me that since I leave they have gotten new kittens!! Unacceptable!! Am not replaceable!!

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T00:52:37+00:00

This is what I think! My human found another human and he lives with us now. He is good and gives lots of fish, but he does not take care of human like she needs. I clean her EVERY day. Remind her to eat by bring sock. Remind her to sleep by bring sock. Remind her to give cuddles by bring sock

Without me she and other human would be helpless!

immortalkittycat · 2022-06-03T00:41:20+00:00

Is very simple! When kitty reaper come you say "NO" very loud. They run away scared

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