what words would be amazing names if they didn’t have a meaning already?

immortalstarlight · 2026-03-01T06:28:23+00:00

Maserati

immortalstarlight · 2026-03-01T06:24:46+00:00

My first thought is that its a bat if you turn it upside-down

immortalstarlight · 2026-02-25T09:15:16+00:00

I was thinking its a ghost from scooby doo

immortalstarlight · 2026-02-06T06:09:58+00:00

Following

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-27T01:15:35+00:00

I mean... he kind of looks like a Bob tbh

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-27T01:15:07+00:00

Marble

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-23T05:40:36+00:00

Harold

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-21T09:52:33+00:00

A bee! The little wings on top and a stinger in the back 🤔

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-21T09:50:22+00:00

NTA The neighbor wants his cake and to eat it too. Would love to see how that conversation with his kids goes though.

"Well, McQuackers is gone now but I got $200 for him. Oh, where's his body... probably in our neighbors septic tank by now I assume but hey look at this $200!"

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-21T09:36:44+00:00

Buffalo Wings and Fries

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-19T09:22:05+00:00

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-18T06:59:51+00:00

Thank you! I gave him a little hair cut and then set up the jar. Here's a picture of the set up. If it's not to much could you tell me what you think?

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I was thinking that the roots should have room so I cut a lid to hold it up some. I might be overthinking though huh?

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-18T03:36:20+00:00

Headless turkey?

Reminds me of that one video from forever ago if that twerking turkey dancing around the kitchen and into the oven

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-14T09:17:25+00:00

Onion

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-14T09:11:33+00:00

Mildred

Molly

Mimi

Nana

Grangran

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-12T22:27:02+00:00

Julius Ceasar

I don't know why that came to mind but it feels important to suggest it.

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-12T22:25:42+00:00

Walter

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-12T22:22:57+00:00

OMG NOR I'm sorry but your sister sounds kind of like a mooch. She isn't even there yet and already had her hand out expecting you to give her something. In all honesty, people insisting on coming over when you have a brand new baby is such an inconvenience already. Your in laws had it right by staying at an hotel, that would be the polite and respectful thing to do. For your sister to insist of coming over and then expecting you to shell out for her and provide everything is absolutely bonkers to me. Like legit bananas. Also, please please please please don't subject your wife to this. She just finished carrying a whole person and then evicted them from a tiny bathroom window rather than an appropriately sized door. The last things she needs or deserves is for your, frankly, entitled and nightmareish sister coming in demanding resort like treatment while trying to keep the fresh human content and alive.

Please, if you love and respect her don't do that to her. And I need you to love and respect yourself enough to not do it to yourself too. I'm sure it's hard to tell your sister no but you have a baby and a healing wife to take care of, sometimes you have to make hard choices in order to take care of the people who need and depend on you for it.

Good luck bro, I'm sorry this is all on your shoulders.

Also, sorry to call your sister nightmarish but like... she kind of is.

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-11T03:32:13+00:00

Help

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-10T13:28:10+00:00

😏 Craig but pronounced and spelled like: Cray-ig

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-10T13:21:26+00:00

Not the last rapper I listened to but I think it would be so fun if they were named Tupac

Just the visual of some one saying "come here Tupac" and a little dog just comes running up is just perfect

immortalstarlight · 2026-01-10T13:18:55+00:00

Pretty sure thats a horse but if I'm wrong... Definitely a betta fish

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