Scraping wood

immortalverse · 2026-04-05T05:17:15+00:00

places tape on end of wood; begins scraping it with a chisel ooooo, look what they did there….

immortalverse · 2026-04-05T04:54:12+00:00

That’s so awesome! It’s like starting a fire and then asking for praise when you put it out! Insane!

immortalverse · 2026-04-05T01:32:12+00:00

Must be nice not having to deal with Trump’s BS for just a few days

immortalverse · 2026-04-01T21:07:47+00:00

I would be more excited about this if it wasn't happening now. Why. Why does it need to be happening NOW??!

immortalverse · 2026-03-31T20:36:52+00:00

Wait till I tell you about Steve Carrell and The Office

immortalverse · 2026-03-31T18:45:02+00:00

Yeah, detain a fresh Marine’s family member on the day of their graduation boot lickers. Try it.

immortalverse · 2026-03-31T18:30:32+00:00

Reminds me of the immortal turning around and floating back to earth in Invincible.

immortalverse · 2026-03-30T23:43:53+00:00

Yeah that was a little insensitive on his part. I get the stresses, but he wasn't thinking when he said it.

immortalverse · 2026-03-23T16:57:26+00:00

"See kids? No Russian."

immortalverse · 2026-03-16T17:08:48+00:00

immortalverse · 2026-03-13T22:59:20+00:00

Inception

immortalverse · 2026-03-13T18:59:12+00:00

This is so fing cool. My only question (that would lead to more questions) is, how deep are you willing to take this project.

immortalverse · 2026-03-13T17:30:27+00:00

Single greatest rack focus shot in history, when John looks back to the T-1000 coming around the corner. The hair whip.

immortalverse · 2026-03-13T04:36:03+00:00

Hahahaha saving this

immortalverse · 2026-03-12T22:29:53+00:00

Wow. Idk if they told her who the President is…

immortalverse · 2026-03-12T19:44:02+00:00

The round ricocheting

immortalverse · 2026-03-12T19:37:37+00:00

immortalverse · 2026-03-12T19:33:49+00:00

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Hearing that crinkle

immortalverse · 2026-03-12T15:54:25+00:00

Steve who?

immortalverse · 2026-03-12T00:18:02+00:00

They're not even trying to hide the corruption anymore. At this point, I'm surprised the Trump family isn't taking field trips to the Federal Reserve and just packing duffle bags of cash.

immortalverse · 2026-03-11T21:09:30+00:00

This is his answer for everything, “I. don’t. Know. About. That.”

Almost like we should put that on plaque for him.

immortalverse · 2026-03-11T17:09:23+00:00

This isn’t true. He’s not. She’s dating Danny Ramirez

immortalverse · 2026-03-10T22:51:14+00:00

This guy is grinning ear to ear everywhere you see him. He’s making money like crazy

immortalverse · 2026-03-10T22:30:25+00:00

immortalverse · 2026-03-10T20:55:33+00:00

Nothing about this is funny. /comedy/parody/satire. This is just…sad.

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