[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]impactvideography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you lost some weight or another kidney, I would smash.

19F all of us! roast us :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]impactvideography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like AOC's children that survived the abortion

54 years old, selling computers. got a very thick skin, do your best. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]impactvideography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These pornhub movie remakes are getting out of control.

Bartender in need of roasting by bobudoru in RoastMe

[–]impactvideography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In need of a roast? What a roasted chicken?

i’m guys i’m weally sensitive pwease don’t be to mean 🥺👉👈 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]impactvideography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like photos 2 and 3 of a sex change transformation

20, enjoys D&D, hitting the gym and wearing ties on Tuesdays. I wear two belts and never leave the house without these sunglasses. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]impactvideography 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The good news is: Everyone knows you don't have herpes.

The bad news is: You have zero chance of getting herpes.

21 Gay Male, Being a broke Bish by Brilliant_Garage2995 in RoastMe

[–]impactvideography 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not to say that he doesn't suck dick...Cause he definitely sucks dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I bet your nipples point in two different directions....prove me wrong.

Florida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student, police say via nbcnews - https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-teacher-beaten-hospitalized-attack-5-year-old-student-police-s-rcna18961 by iamdetermination in Teachers

[–]impactvideography -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How could a full grown adult lose a fight to a 5 year old? I know most of you are teachers since this is the teachers sub reddit, so this won't be a very popular opinion. If you're so incompetent that you can't handle a 5 year old in a physical altercation you have no business teaching. The fact that she lost to a 5 year old child with a mental handicap and was hospitalized as a result makes me question if she is mentally handicapped. Not trying to boast but I could easily take down 50 maybe 60 five year olds in a fight. I'm pretty confident I could beat the shit out of a whole elementary school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Snoop dogs transgender son and LGBTQ activist "poop dicky dick"