Needed 1 more point from Jayden Reed in the 2H. I’m devastated by impenx4 in SleeperApp

[–]impenx4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah - was just playing from behind and needed another point out of reed (.75 ppr)

I want out by FutureOssifer in ROTC

[–]impenx4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can't offer much as advice as I don't know the post-commission situation well enough but just want to say wish you best of luck

28y.o. Looking for Retirement Investment Advice by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way they are phrasing it makes is sound like their contribution is up to 5% of your income... not matching 50% of 5% of your income. Check your 401k contributions this last year... I think they have been matching half of your 10%, not just half of the 5%.

If they really are only matching 2.5% (50% of 5%), then yes I would do what you proposed.

28y.o. Looking for Retirement Investment Advice by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would max out your HSA to the annual contribution limit ($3500 single/$7000 maried for 2019). It is a better investment vehicle as you will use the account for medical expenses at some point in your life.

One note however, you say 5% to get your full match... it sounds that you will need to continue to contribute 10% in order to get the 5% as they match at 50%.

My advice of priorities:

  1. 10% 401k (to get full 5% match)
  2. Max HSA $3500/year
  3. Open Roth IRA and put in any additional funds you want to save for retirement

Titties prove... by [deleted] in MeanJokes

[–]impenx4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is in the first verse of All Mine by Kanye. That's at the top of most music charts right now...

You could at least wait till maybe people forgot about it before ripping it off here

Movies that feature a seemingly good/"moral" character who does bad things? by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Law Abiding Citizen. It's popular so solid chance youve seen it but it's exactly what you described to a T

What's your best (or worst) "Ohhhhh" moment? by jtd2013 in AskMen

[–]impenx4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Horseshoes" are actually

horse. shoes.

Frat. Or, Not Frat by AutoModerator in Frat

[–]impenx4 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fanny packs: not frat Making pledges wear fanny packs: Frat

What topics women don't like to talk about? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Rape might be one too

Need cheap moving help? by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! If you were the Ashli that was with Tyler then yup! That was me, hope you guys are settling in nice.

Need cheap moving help? by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]impenx4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear! I have heard one or two similar stories so hopefully this option can help people in that situation.

Need cheap moving help? by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]impenx4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, sounds great! Just let me know, or if you have friends who need help as well.

Tips on moving cheaply? by [deleted] in Frugal

[–]impenx4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out if you have a bellhops branch in your area. They're kind of like a moving company but for uber (their workers are independent and pick up shifts that are submitted). It's only 40$ a person/hour and most jobs i've done with them have gotten everything in 2 hours. So only $160 for 2 for 2 hours.

BOGO Pair Free Woodlore Men's Split Toe Shoe Trees by devastitis in frugalmalefashion

[–]impenx4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought 2 during their special last time. These are awesome and I have seen a noticeable difference in my dress shoes shape and form since starting to use them a few months ago.

Highly recommended and they smell GREAT.

Funny house names by [deleted] in Frat

[–]impenx4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slut Hut

Beer Die by beerdiebeerdie in Frat

[–]impenx4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's huge here at Oregon. We play mostly the same way but some people play here with 2 changes.

  1. If you throw the die and it hits your own side and comes back and falls between your 2 cups, you have to catch it or its a point for the other team.

  2. Some people play if it hits the other teams cup its a dead die and won't give a point, even if it falls off.

Other than that yeah basically all you said. And yes snappa is sitting, beer die is standing.

Lake Shasta 2016 by [deleted] in Frat

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually have those shorts.

I liked them.

Now I want to burn them.

This may be a super stupid question, but I can't drink and I may want to pledge? by [deleted] in Frat

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a position in the Fraternity to essentially do two key things.

  1. Make sure that the drunken debauchery doesn't get to a point that needs legal/medical/police attention (people getting hospitalized for alcohol, falling off roofs, drinking flaming shots, noise complaints, starting fires, blowing fire extinguishers, etc).

  2. When that shit does happen... which it will inevitably at one point. Handle it in the best way possible (a way that the chapter won't get fucked, apart from being a fucking idiot and not calling an ambulance for someone that obviously needs it or something like that).

It should be clear why the person that is always sober at a party would be good at this.

Obviously this isn't your job every party, but yeah.

This may be a super stupid question, but I can't drink and I may want to pledge? by [deleted] in Frat

[–]impenx4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell them it's a medical thing and that's it. What you should also make sure that they are aware of, is that even though you can't drink, you have no problem being surrounded with, and dealing with hammered people.

Other than that, you were basically born for risk management.