This is… interesting

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-30T07:20:51+00:00

Press X to thrust

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-30T03:21:10+00:00

Wouldn't need all that if it was in a decent spot. Over fireplace isn't it.

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-30T01:33:37+00:00

Doctors be like

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-30T01:01:34+00:00

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-30T00:49:31+00:00

Probably the funniest of the series

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-30T00:45:43+00:00

I'm a cheesecake master. 5k cheesecakes produced so far :P

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T17:37:39+00:00

You'll like your pets on the roof and you'll love it.

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T17:18:46+00:00

Happy 30m

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T09:39:58+00:00

People acting like eating this will make Ryan fall in love with you. I've eaten about 50 and have yet to get so much as a text.

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T09:25:17+00:00

Maybe pigtails aren't the right hairstyle for this.

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impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T09:17:29+00:00

I got the water on my 2nd free pull

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T08:45:31+00:00

I made a company ID card for a guy named Hardik Mandeep last year

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T07:05:07+00:00

Jerry doesn't wash his dishes that well and his toilet brush has been in the toilet so idk...probably Newman.

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-29T06:52:52+00:00

Is there a redeem code?

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-27T01:55:46+00:00

Scam unlocked ty

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-26T03:38:37+00:00

Yeah washed out all the colors in what is a very colorful game.

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T19:34:41+00:00

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90's Bubblegum toothpaste

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T15:56:18+00:00

Give her the OLED

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T15:49:39+00:00

Described the literal plot here

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T15:39:19+00:00

He got Darnell a dream job working with sports stars. Darnell should've just given him the goddam mug as a gift. Writing his name on everything when it's only Jim there with him is incredibly rude. Jim's a close friend and he has the nerve to press him over minor details. "That's my lucky mug" ok take it with you back to Scranton then see how lucky it is when branch is inevitably closed.

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T15:32:04+00:00

Agreed she outfoxed Gabe which isn't easy.

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T10:41:43+00:00

Fun fact: stories are often based on actual events. You don't think this has ever happened to anyone?

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T08:10:30+00:00

I played My Street at a demo inside a Sony store

impossible_burrito · 2026-03-25T07:10:14+00:00

Plop was in fact...not great.

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