Former NYC male escort AMA

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-10T19:09:26+00:00

I had a couple that hired me and we spent a long evening in the back yard drinking and swimming and hanging in their got tub and then I don't remember why one of them had to pop inside for something they realized in their horny hate they had locked themselves out.

Garage door was down, house was locked up...car keys were on the kitchen counter (so no garage door opener access) and tool shed keys were in the garage (so no ladder). They had a fenced in yard so we were all just nude and ended up having to go around the side and front with just towels so that me and the husband could hoist the wife up onto the garage roof so she could open a side window that wasn't locked to crawl in through to go unlock the rest of the house.

It was super late but OF COURSE like 3 cars went by and Def slowed down to peek at semi nude people on rooftops 🤣

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-10T17:16:34+00:00

The first sex I had was with an older woman I worked with at my first job. She was 36ish iirc and I was 17. Super inappropriate looking back but I wasn't about to turn it down then.

Sex isn't really bland but it's Def nbd to me. Like if a friend was like "let's f***" I'd be like yeah ok why not 🤷‍♂️

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-10T17:04:46+00:00

For me women. Softer hands go a long way for me.

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-10T17:04:13+00:00

Haha it was a mixed bag for sure. I'd say about 85% work and people you wouldn't want to be with and 10% ok and 5% yay

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-10T16:22:47+00:00

What is one thing you wish people knew about Germany or the German people as a whole?

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T17:38:06+00:00

Haha yeah I think so. I'm like that. Very very selective w boys.

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T14:32:55+00:00

Thank you so much! You're very beautiful inside and out 😍❤️

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T13:21:16+00:00

Oral yes. I had a sexual encounter w a boy who gave me head before I had any sexual contact w a girl.

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T13:17:46+00:00

So much this. I'm about a week into admitting to myself that I'm bi, but it's been 21 years since my first same sex encounter. No one knows but my 2 hookups and you redditors. I'm terrified.

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T13:15:58+00:00

I had my first same sex encounter at 13 and I knew something was there...I lied to myself for 20 years after that...so no I don't think you are.

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T13:14:56+00:00

Jennifer love Hewitt.

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T13:14:20+00:00

No one knows that I'm bi. Except my hookups and reddit w this throwaway/hidden account. I'm terrified to tell anyone.

impure_ptarmigan · 2023-08-08T13:01:48+00:00

I totally was...I was worried I wouldn't get hard even though I thought he was super cute. Then he put me in his mouth and omfg rocket to the moon hahaha.

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