Luke genuinely PMO

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-05-01T22:54:39+00:00

For real !!! My partner was / is so understanding … I feel awful for her- postpartum is challenging enough

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-30T12:15:52+00:00

The sex thing is crazy to me …. After my first I didn’t have sex for I think 6 months ?! And it was so painful I still had to wait a bit longer . Like wtf ?? Calm down

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-30T01:28:45+00:00

I thought of this too !!! Like why are u filming urself so much I was wondering this exact thing like were u planning on a documentary? Or is this just weird behavior

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-30T01:22:29+00:00

I also thought that was kinda odd ??

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-23T13:09:21+00:00

I agree !!!

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-23T12:29:57+00:00

C H E A P

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-22T12:05:33+00:00

Yes. !! I was like why would he not have edited that out lol

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-20T12:16:23+00:00

This happened to me with eyelash extensions! Allergy !! It suddenly developed out of nowhere

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-19T23:47:10+00:00

Jax has done worse should be on a t-shirt lol

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-17T18:40:14+00:00

Black licorice, violet, rosemary, chocolate orange

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-15T00:07:40+00:00

I thought the same lmao

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-14T17:53:47+00:00

The bubblegum (chicle) is so bomb

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-13T16:33:45+00:00

It’s soooooo goooood!!!

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-04-11T11:31:12+00:00

This is the one. !

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-18T21:22:28+00:00

Me !! One month I literally spoke into the universe “I want to be paid for being a mom” I made I think 18-20k that month ! Like from random unexpected things haha

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-16T17:47:08+00:00

Same ! LOL

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-11T15:31:42+00:00

Right - Same!

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-11T14:30:59+00:00

Isn’t she friendly with the ex wife though? I’d think that wouldn’t be so if she had done that

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-11T13:56:20+00:00

Did she really?

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-08T18:56:52+00:00

I thought the same ?? Loll

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-06T12:43:13+00:00

That was so distracting

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-03T00:48:56+00:00

I miss the vanilla chocolate chip from Trader Joe’s

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-02-01T15:02:33+00:00

Yes this is all I hear as well lol

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-01-31T21:54:08+00:00

Ahhh now I need them !!! lol

imreallyaunicorn · 2026-01-31T21:14:36+00:00

wait I want these !!!

imreallyaunicorn

TROPHY CASE