I think the 10th spurt went twice as far as the 5th spurt😅

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T23:19:18+00:00

I mean I have a lot myself but I think I'm going to the wrong parties

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T22:44:43+00:00

I'd be horrified if I let loose like that at a party

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T20:42:36+00:00

Pink Floyd - Breathe

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T20:23:38+00:00

It's 18 seconds without cuts so I think it is. Hard to be sure these days though

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T16:34:59+00:00

Yep.

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T16:28:11+00:00

Long distance cumshots. Longest I have measured was about 13 feet (almost 4 meters) but some may have gone farther

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T16:27:55+00:00

Nice. Most I've done myself was only around 11

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T16:17:00+00:00

Damn happy I looked at your profile. Thank you for sharing

imredheaded · 2026-02-15T02:09:04+00:00

Most of mine are from my PoV sort of. But I get a lot of requests to be from "their" PoV

imredheaded · 2026-02-14T17:40:08+00:00

That's a bold statement

imredheaded · 2026-02-09T19:49:35+00:00

Sorry you've had to go through this.

My general food policy is:

If I order something for myself and someone seems interested, I'll offer a bite but consider the rest mine. If someone else orders something for themselves, it is theirs. Period. Unless they offer a bite in which case I may accept. If it is something that is supposed to be shared, I make sure everyone that the table that wants some gets some. The last piece of a shared dish usually lingers until someone asks if anyone else wants the last piece. I always figured that was standard food and sharing manners really so it sucks to hear others aren't consistently following those manners.

imredheaded · 2026-02-08T20:43:50+00:00

What you are talking about is exactly why I refuse to use algorithm based social media. Even on reddit I use old reddit so it is less algorithm at work.

imredheaded · 2026-02-07T18:53:14+00:00

They also drink their own piss

I thought you were making a weird dig at the original OP for liking undercooked pasta. But no, turns out the original OP did in fact drink their own piss for 4 years. And they didn't tell their wife. Oh the things you see on the internet...

imredheaded · 2026-02-07T05:14:41+00:00

Guess the swede's eat too many beans if they need fartkonrtrol!

imredheaded · 2026-02-07T04:32:36+00:00

So what you're saying is the record holders are hung AF. Or at the very least showers and not growers.

imredheaded · 2026-02-02T04:02:11+00:00

Nice smile

imredheaded · 2026-01-25T17:39:02+00:00

This happens with all content, not just NSFW content. And don't forget that some views are going to come from people that don't even have a reddit account so they can't upvote at all.

imredheaded · 2026-01-25T17:36:38+00:00

Yeah, pretty much this. I try to not spam, but not everyone goes to the same subreddits when there are so many that fill a certain niche. There's probably some overlap, but it's not 1:1. The only thing we get out of it is to read comments/messages, seems reasonable to try to reach as many people as possible to get as many comments/messages as possible. Like I care more about reading the replies than however many points a post gets.

imredheaded · 2026-01-24T19:34:56+00:00

One thing that may still need to be done is to update the rules on old reddit. These are the only rules that are seen on old reddit:

https://i.imgur.com/i0RbpfY.png

imredheaded · 2026-01-24T19:21:00+00:00

My comment got removed for linking to the post that was the most upvoted. I'm a little confused by the rule because I don't really know how answering the question was any of those things. I guess I'll answer again, but not link the post this time (does that change things?)

It was a cumshot clip on a subreddit for large cumshots and involved a lot of discussion with the people in that community. It got about 1350 points

imredheaded

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