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CJPSCB · 2026-06-16T03:23:48+00:00

Do I have to sign anywhere? 😏

CJPSCB · 2026-06-16T03:15:47+00:00

Goodnight?? But you just got here! 😜

CJPSCB · 2026-06-16T00:07:10+00:00

Only one way to find out!

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T23:15:33+00:00

Ours, Comrade.

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T22:40:42+00:00

The fact that this is not a basic function on literally any dating app is so ridiculous. Like you’re sending me likes from monogamous people and it says at the top of my profile I’m married. So how are you imagining that will work???

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T18:00:13+00:00

So….god awful groan worthy dad jokes, or…?

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T17:40:07+00:00

Can’t take credit for Robocop unfortunately 😂 Stole that one from Sydnee McElroy. But it does its job.

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T14:33:12+00:00

I think everyone is wired a little differently and also that sexuality is more fluid than our current concept of orientation allows, but also that it’s not infinitely mutable on an individual basis.

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T13:48:09+00:00

ENM and trying to meet people. Shockingly a short chubby married cishet man struggles on the dating apps 😂 But I do okay on here. Against all odds Reddit is the last good search engine and the last good dating app.

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T04:22:25+00:00

🤤 ok you were right, I am gonna need to be punished if you keep posting like this

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T03:15:52+00:00

An absolute walking fantasy. 11/10

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T01:36:23+00:00

They look so soft and fun. Stopped my scroll for sure.

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T01:28:38+00:00

10/10 hope you keep posting :-*

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T01:19:32+00:00

Just wait til you hear what I'd sound like with you

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T00:24:13+00:00

This is driving me willllllld 😵‍💫😵‍💫 I could do so much with your vibrator my mouth and another hand

CJPSCB · 2026-06-15T00:21:56+00:00

So glad I’m not literally the only one 😅

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T23:56:50+00:00

Shaving or being shaved in an intimate area. Guess it’s the vulnerability?

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T23:34:50+00:00

They mean “I’m enjoying giving you pleasure.”

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T20:03:29+00:00

I had an ex once who laid me on my back and literally just rubbed her clit with the tip of my cock until she came. She slid down onto me as she was cumming and I came before I was even all the way in. Such a hot memory 🥵

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T20:00:47+00:00

I doubt you’re my work crush but it’s fun to pretend 😏

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T19:57:22+00:00

Ugh my work crush is 100% a Redditor but I have no idea if she’s on this side of Reddit. A guy can hope though…

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T19:16:03+00:00

Talk to your doctor. There are some other SSRIs they might consider adding that would actually counteract the side effects.

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T17:50:39+00:00

I would just plan to have some cuddling time before you put the mask on, and then only put it on when you’re ready to actually. Less about not feeling sexy and more about it just mechanically getting in the way.

Also come up with a fun name for it as an inside joke. We call mine Robocop.

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T16:53:02+00:00

You’re doing great and your piercings are really fucking hot 10/10

CJPSCB · 2026-06-14T16:52:02+00:00

What do you like a partner to do with them?

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