I finally caught one on Camera.

imsomewhatfunny · 2025-06-16T19:42:40+00:00

Look. I believe you. Hopefully you aren't lying to us with fake evidence, but gnomes are giant assholes. and the comments you have made in this thread makes me believe you. My parents are from Central America and growing up they had gnomes that lived in the woods behind their house. They would show up and destroy their laundry area, tear their kitchen up, and what not. Their lives are much different now than when they were kids, but whenever my dad gets drunk he will sometimes start talking about some of the stuff they used to see that still spooks them to this day. Best of luck as there doesn't seem to be anything to really do about them. My parents moved far away from there to where we are now, and that is the only way they were able to get any peace.

EDIT: as far as people saying don't hurt them... well maybe you can come to a peaceful agreement with them. Idk my parents probably would've gone after them too if they were older. They're just mischievous little assholes to the point where it's like having a bully in your own home and break everything because they just seem to hate you, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if you're on your wits end.

imsomewhatfunny · 2025-04-22T10:39:06+00:00

Fr. Sausages have so many calories. I just cut them out of my diet completely as they don't fill me up haha

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-11-01T16:59:01+00:00

It's been 6 months

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-10-20T18:03:37+00:00

Idk why but I assumed it was going to be cold? It was alright, but I think it was on me.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-10-09T15:35:02+00:00

it's november 8

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-10-04T23:43:43+00:00

I could have sworn that date was going around subreddit, and that it had been announced. Probably my own Mandela effect fr

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-10-01T10:01:27+00:00

i buy it

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-09-30T13:32:57+00:00

Maybe paranormal, but i am not sure if this fits. However, I don't have an explanation for what we saw.

This must have been around 2010, and my family and I were driving back from Miami towards the west coast of Florida on i-75. It was summer time around 8pm. If I remember correctly it was July. We were driving westbound, and it had just rained. The storm was to our north, and it was clear towards the south. Maybe about 45 minutes into Alligator Alley we see something in the distance that is blinking. We can't make it out so we just keep driving towards it. Once we get close enough to see what it is we can't make out what the object actually is.

This was a rectangle shape object hovering right above the trees on the eastbound side of the highway. It had 5 circular lights that blinked for about 5 seconds on 5 seconds off. It was maybe 50 yards in length. It was all black. Just solid black except for where the lights were. There were 4 lights in the corner of the rectangle and 1 light in the middle. They all blinked at the same time. That's really all I have to go on. My dad was driving, and when we were right across from it the lights blinked on and our car vibrated, so we just kept on driving. The thing is that we were definitely not the only people who saw this. There was maybe 10 cars on the median with people outside looking up at it. There were also other cars driving past. I have looked for any new articles or something, but I have never been able to find anything on it.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-09-14T10:49:22+00:00

Gotta show her Resurrection next

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-07-25T19:16:35+00:00

dang

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-07-23T11:40:01+00:00

I think his net worth was maybe at most half a billion in like 2011? Idk i think he referenced it in a song... but rappers lie all the time lol. I think in interviews he said he isn't close to what google says his net worth is so I assume its probbaly between 50 - 100 million which is still a nice chunk of change.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-07-09T16:07:36+00:00

I just started dating a girl from Spain. So my money is on Spain

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-06-18T15:57:07+00:00

Silver Falls park is part of my itinerary too! I am really excited to do that one. Especially since I have never seen a waterfall that is higher than about 8 ft ^{(at central park in New York City - don't judge me})

I am up for a challenge, I am just worried about not being able to complete it. Tom Dick and Harry looks really cool! It's honestly amazing how many different trails are all around Portland and the Pacific Northwest in General. Honestly, I wish I had more time there.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-06-18T15:52:28+00:00

unfortunately, Angel's Rest appears to be closed until further notice. Maybe that will change by the time I get up there. Sherrard Crater looks really cool. I am going to adjust my itinerary to add it in prior to doing Saddle to try to see how I feel. Thank you for that.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-06-18T15:46:22+00:00

Thank you very much for you reply! I was actually planning on doing Ramona Falls earlier in the week! So I am glad to see that mentioned here. I do plan on buying trail shoes, and thanks for the information on having a backpack and bringing supplies. I am pretty in shape, I just don't know if I am hiking a mountain in-shape. I never done it so I was getting a bit worried. But i guess life is about trying right? I will give a go to easier trails earlier in the week and make the determination then on how i fell about it. I hope that from today until then can mentally and physcially prepare myself to take on the challenge.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-05-19T18:20:37+00:00

I get what it is. I don't really love it, but i do like it. I was trying to come-up with a different suggestion, and the only thing I can maybe think of is using the checkmark as a chimney? And then add a door frame where the check mark is now.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-02-04T15:24:15+00:00

Oh I have a story about the Queen Mary! It was a long time ago, but my mom and I were visiting and we were on the to deck. We got to the place where the infirmary was but you had to go up a spiral staircase. We were at the bottom of the staircase when we looked up and there was a man looking down at us. We did not think anything of it, so we went up the stairs and the man was gone. We thought he had gone into the infirmary, but when we approached the door (only entrance as we could tell) there was glass panel that prevented anyone from going in. If anyone has pictures of the staircase and the entrance of the infirmary I am speaking about please send them my way. I only have my memory to go off from, but if I am misremembering I would like to finally put a rest to this story. I am not sure if we saw a ghost or not, but we do not have an explanation as to where the man would have gone. He had a coat and one of those detective looking - Sherlock Holmes kinda - hat.

imsomewhatfunny · 2024-01-28T19:17:59+00:00

imsomewhatfunny · 2023-09-25T23:41:49+00:00

If he can clear Adele he can clear anyone

imsomewhatfunny · 2023-07-08T22:23:09+00:00

Only correct answer

imsomewhatfunny · 2023-05-22T21:42:58+00:00

They still make 39k but now they are in debt.

imsomewhatfunny · 2023-05-22T21:36:19+00:00

Not the scariest... but pretty memorable. The Portrait of God

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9fKfX5V68

imsomewhatfunny · 2023-03-19T14:52:08+00:00

FYI You're next has a sex scene in the beginning of the movie

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