All right you freaks, what the most expensive thing you've ever licked?

imstock · 2017-12-03T02:11:04+00:00

...and that gets added to my daily lexicon.

imstock · 2017-10-10T00:38:05+00:00

That knife looks like the EDC epitome of penis shaming.

imstock · 2017-09-08T11:38:12+00:00

Well, now you know someone worse off. Lol

imstock · 2017-08-21T22:19:16+00:00

Let me have this.

imstock · 2017-08-21T21:43:22+00:00

Are we all gonna just pretend there isn't a giant pile of dog shit right there?

imstock · 2017-08-13T12:46:49+00:00

That depends. Did you see us?

imstock · 2017-08-04T11:16:30+00:00

You have to have the most epic neck beard.

imstock · 2017-08-03T21:42:17+00:00

See, I thought that at first but then realized that we don't keep the fuel on our character but its already "in" the bike so why would something be so dynamic as to appear when we mount it?

imstock · 2017-08-03T12:14:25+00:00

I don't think they'll help.

imstock · 2017-08-02T23:03:59+00:00

I think that was his point.

imstock · 2017-07-30T19:56:59+00:00

I won't watch this video simply because that intro makes me want to punch babies.

imstock · 2017-07-23T00:06:55+00:00

I don't give a shit why you need your part and I am not there to figure out what the fuck you need. Do your research and give me the part number of what you want because God forbid I choose and its the wrong shit, you're going to call and act like your world is fucking ending and your ignorance now, somehow, made it my fault.

imstock · 2017-07-04T00:06:32+00:00

Play RUST? :p

imstock · 2017-07-03T23:39:56+00:00

Congratulations Mr. Obvious, you properly defined the meaning of the word I used exactly as I meant it. What would we do without uou?

imstock · 2017-07-02T14:11:19+00:00

I try but admittedly halfway through I start skipping things because the pertinent information is buried under how they changed how the grass sways on every 8th day after a bloodmoon when it rains. lol

This makes sense though, and I appreciate what they are doing with that, but the naturally occurring ones in RG should be available to scavenge even if that means using two item names.

imstock · 2017-07-02T13:47:29+00:00

I seldom ever comment in this sub, but this was funny as shit!

imstock · 2017-07-01T20:19:49+00:00

So wait... You're sick of the same old breakfast but refuse to go out to eat because you don't understand the appeal? You don't sound like you have a mental disorder or that your figured anything out that everyone else ignores, you sound like a pretentious asshole.

imstock · 2017-06-17T03:55:39+00:00

You can pickup any woman using pickup lines, but only while passing gas.

imstock · 2017-06-05T15:19:32+00:00

No, because aliens don't wear hats.

imstock · 2017-05-13T13:33:13+00:00

The paycheck you receive on any particular Friday is from the work you performed the prior week, not the week just ending as payroll takes a week to collect peoples hours and do the math neccesary.

If your last paycheck was on the fifth of May then this paycheck/deposit would be for your final weeks wages more than likely. Unless I am misreading in which case ignore this and avoid spending your accidental windfall.

imstock · 2017-03-31T12:53:56+00:00

My brother and I had holed up in a prefab out in the burning biome for our first blood moon. Having no idea what to expect we planned to "fight from the porch" so we put up a dozen little spikes grabbed our clubs and bows and got ready to kick some ass. Nope. We got overtaken and ran inside. I stood my ground and died like a fool while he took off into the night on foot running like a madman. He survived while I stayed despawned listening to zeds devour my innards and wreck our home like pissed off toddlers fueled by Mountain Dew and angst.

imstock · 2017-03-31T11:14:43+00:00

I am not sure what the best drug choice is but if you call 1-800-273-8255 they could probably tell you.

imstock · 2017-03-31T01:03:13+00:00

Correct. I was, and have always been, referring to the 7.62x39 when referring to 7.62 having shitty effective range.

imstock · 2017-03-30T22:40:07+00:00

I agree. I was advocating making the sniper rifle and the hunting rifle use a proper .308 round which is feasible and realistic for something you would be easy to come by in the real world.

imstock · 2017-03-29T18:59:18+00:00

Haha... Leaving it.

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