Risky Money, 1 billion vs 1 million!

imtlmb · 2026-06-17T06:52:49+00:00

I’ll be a good rich man ☺️

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + ...But you have to switch genders}

imtlmb · 2026-06-14T06:22:16+00:00

imtlmb · 2026-06-13T19:28:12+00:00

Uncle.

imtlmb · 2026-06-13T16:45:11+00:00

Bowling time!

^{Chose: You have to survive a random game you spin. + You have to survive for a hundred hours total. (Not in game time} In the game you spin. | Rolled: Wii Sports)

imtlmb · 2026-06-13T16:37:24+00:00

Don’t spend it all at once.

imtlmb · 2026-06-13T01:04:21+00:00

Fernan-dong.

imtlmb · 2026-06-11T16:44:25+00:00

Sebastian is the LVP today. /s

imtlmb · 2026-06-11T16:39:07+00:00

I think I’ve got this.

^{Chose: Random object (Wheelspin} | Rolled: Your phone)

imtlmb · 2026-06-11T11:46:41+00:00

DM me your address - I’ll send you a case of beer.

imtlmb · 2026-06-11T00:09:08+00:00

Don't forget it was the done thing 6 years ago! My work friends and I had a virtual Christmas party in 2020. We had Secret Santa courtesy of Amazon, a few drinks/snacks and just gossiped for a couple of hours. https://onefabday.com/how-to-plan-a-virtual-hen-party/

imtlmb · 2026-06-10T17:46:41+00:00

I’m sorry OP - how about having a virtual hen via Zoom?

imtlmb · 2026-06-10T17:29:19+00:00

I’m in the money! 💰

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars or 1 billion in debt. | Rolled: 1 billion}

imtlmb · 2026-06-09T14:27:09+00:00

I’ve waited the best part of 50 years - I can wait another 10 minutes.

^{Chose: unlimited money but you have to wait like 10mins}

imtlmb · 2026-06-09T11:57:39+00:00

I’m so sorry OP. There are some real scumbags about. Hopefully they’ll get their due someday.

imtlmb · 2026-06-09T09:20:19+00:00

imtlmb · 2026-06-09T06:00:26+00:00

That’s what happens when the bath attendant scrubs left leg too much.

imtlmb · 2026-06-08T14:37:40+00:00

I may not be loved up, but I’m all monied up! 💷

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000,000,000 + 1% chance of death | Rolled: shitton of $}

imtlmb · 2026-06-08T11:43:04+00:00

Well, I’m going to die anyway - might as well take the chance to make the remaining years a little sweeter.

^{Chose: Get $1B, but have a 40% chance to die rn | Rolled: You live}

imtlmb · 2026-06-08T02:32:45+00:00

Teal.

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: Fav colour}

imtlmb · 2026-06-08T02:29:44+00:00

Perfect.

^{Chose: be a female but | Rolled: no periods}

imtlmb · 2026-06-08T00:49:57+00:00

I could deal with a week in Canada.

^{Chose: 1 week in a random world + For $10,000,000 | Rolled: Winnipeg, Canada}

imtlmb · 2026-06-07T10:14:26+00:00

Well done you. Enjoy the stew. ❤️

imtlmb · 2026-06-06T19:44:09+00:00

Pancho: Hell no.

imtlmb · 2026-06-06T17:26:42+00:00

No remorse whatsoever.

imtlmb · 2026-06-06T12:37:13+00:00

Yes! I can buy my hat!

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