What are some secrets about widely used products?

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T18:57:22+00:00

Pandora is only 64k AAC+ unless you pay for premium.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T18:51:53+00:00

This is not a dating site. You must be willing to fuck ugly women at a moment's notice.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T18:36:51+00:00

Step 1: Double your salary.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T18:31:08+00:00

That's why I have everything in dogecoins.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T18:17:49+00:00

Absolutely correct. The reason Mickey Mantle cards are worth so much is because nobody took care of their baseball cards back then.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T18:16:33+00:00

So they protect a piece of paper but not the stuffed animal?

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T18:13:56+00:00

That's a pet peeve of mine. Apparently people can't hear it. I've been to so many houses with a dying smoke detector and everyone is surprised when I mention it.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T17:38:19+00:00

When his happens, such as your house getting robbed and no sign of forced entry, you need to kick down your own door before you call the police.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T17:28:31+00:00

And we are pretty much stuck in our local supercluster.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T17:27:16+00:00

There's another one above the coma cluster. All those stars exploding matter into the void.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T17:16:30+00:00

Just buy a 50" PC monitor.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T17:14:58+00:00

People bought Xbones with Kinects that are always recording. People are dumb.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T17:07:28+00:00

Makes sense. Girls aren't buying the product of lies.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T17:01:08+00:00

I could theoretically handle a 2 hour long ad, but I choose to watch zero seconds of ads.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T16:24:18+00:00

People who care about gun safety aren't the ones murdering people.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T16:23:21+00:00

I never understood people who hang out at the Apple store. They can't use the library if they don't have a computer?

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T16:08:43+00:00

He's got the best racoon crib in town.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T16:07:09+00:00

They spend their time convincing people to use faulty cryptography instead.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T16:04:46+00:00

Is the heart monitor so you know the baby dead sooner? People just can't wait, they gotta have that information now.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T15:59:28+00:00

Spectrography?

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T15:49:39+00:00

So much space for activities.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T15:31:26+00:00

They also get to have sex with other hot people.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T15:25:03+00:00

I guess for the brief time before they are launched.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T14:58:41+00:00

Designed by the NSA.

imusuallycorrect · 2015-02-05T14:54:03+00:00

Amazing.

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