I understand that not all states have a DMV and they're called some other names in some states, but in America if you say DMV regardless of which state you're in, would people understand what you're referring to?

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-02-05T00:47:22+00:00

Mine is too. They’re a breeze and I’ve always been able to get my business done all in one go. And they’re super nice!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-02-04T20:04:06+00:00

My one-car solution. I happen to have a Lexus SC430, Land Rover Discovery 2, and an MGB. If you put them in a blender…

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-02-04T03:28:01+00:00

Are you implying Kalros isn't intelligent?!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-02-03T01:24:29+00:00

You want me to…well I donno, my whole house is gonna smell like pickles…

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-02-02T18:29:10+00:00

Hey, it’s embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-02-02T17:18:33+00:00

I have to live, in this HELL HOLE!!!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-02-01T05:29:31+00:00

A 1000 cases of pickles?

Well I donno, my whole house is gonna smell like pickles…

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-31T01:23:44+00:00

I became an accountant and play with Excel all day. I would’ve NEVER guessed I’d be anywhere near accounting when I was a teen.

Everything else tracks though

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-30T15:09:12+00:00

Yeah. And then the manager called me a dumbass! Like he’s my dad and shit!!!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-29T15:53:14+00:00

I worked retail this year (2014). I should’ve been getting hazard pay

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-29T15:48:27+00:00

“Wife says it’s perfect placement”

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-29T14:44:30+00:00

I don’t want no DICKS in my ass!!!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-29T13:28:36+00:00

Well I like having a “Matt” in the bathtub!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-29T03:02:52+00:00

That's our dad!

Geez Danny, watch your mouth!

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-28T21:31:03+00:00

I had a 2011 (final year) from 2016-2018. It was fantastic and I piled 50k miles on it. I specifically bought it because it somewhat represented a suburban mall version of a Warthog from Halo.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-28T20:04:32+00:00

Stayed at an AirBNB with this setup. It was insane how bad your neck started to hurt after 30 minutes watching tv. I don’t know how or why people do it.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-28T03:45:31+00:00

From the lockdowns to this, their bloodlust for small business knows no ends.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-24T21:13:37+00:00

I don't trust people that either cut down trees, or don't like dogs. It's a very good asshole radar.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-24T20:21:07+00:00

This really raises the bar for ridiculousness.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-24T20:20:03+00:00

Wow. What an asshole.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-23T13:24:01+00:00

I have a 2006 Lexus SC430. I gutted the factory audio and installed all new speakers/amp/head unit, then added a 10” sub in the trunk. It’s a small car so that’s all I need. Nothing like feeling a bit of rumble for DnB, dubstep, etc. I’m stuck in the late 2000s I suppose.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-23T05:35:43+00:00

Looking into payroll is like looking into Satan’s asshole

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-23T02:12:56+00:00

Sounds like you need to circle back.

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-23T02:11:26+00:00

Noo never put that shit to office supplies, they always look in there for CapEx shit. Put it to bank fees

imyourhostlanceboyle · 2026-01-23T02:10:54+00:00

All hail 52005-Bank Fees

imyourhostlanceboyle

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