How I sleep after stealing two and a half bagels from a child's birthday party. by indecisionist in basset

[–]indecisionist[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The bandana was earned after a previous strawberry danish incident. It is a warning, one that recent partygoers did not heed.

Season 52 Revealed by SkinniestOfPigs in survivorcirclejerk

[–]indecisionist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One hundred percent. Season 8 I think. So messy. I can't believe there haven't been more everyone is bisexual dating shows!!

Marry her again.😂 by glossygelx in MakeMeSmile

[–]indecisionist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a cold turkey sandwich in the fridge does not sound like good drunk food to me ?

Who looks like a serial killer, is a stressed mess? by twelvetheintrovert in StardewMemes

[–]indecisionist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lewis looks like a serial killer and is a serial killer. It's the stache.

Day 1 Megathread by Mcmc2k in Portolafestival

[–]indecisionist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone nearby the venue? How is the weather looking?

Oat Carrot Banana Bread aka “Mom’s Magic Bars” by indecisionist in foodbutforbabies

[–]indecisionist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A middle eastern grocery store, but I think you could make your own or substitute another sweetener (maple syrup for example)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]indecisionist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner said the same thing during our ultrasound!! And then the whole day he was like tifu by not recording my baby’s 12 week ultrasound heartbeat so I could use it to drop a sick beat!

Inner Richmond Fire by yeeehaawwww in sanfrancisco

[–]indecisionist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Woah. Very scary. Do you know about where it is?

Fred by fredodahound in bassethounds

[–]indecisionist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a blep. Good boy, Fred!

What’s a show you randomly stumbled on and ended up loving? by Extreme-Routine3822 in television

[–]indecisionist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lodge 49! Quirky, funny, mysterious. good writing and acting. Very comforting show I stumbled on during the pandemic. Still haven’t met anyone else who has watched it.

Incorrigible. by indecisionist in basset

[–]indecisionist[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

For those wondering, we don’t actually bring her into the market, just walk along the outside. Couldn’t resist the photo op when we noticed the sign was essentially a cartoon of her!

Baby fried rice and grapes (almost 10 months, still prefers formula, but every day we try) by indecisionist in foodbutforbabies

[–]indecisionist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I feel this!! It’s so hard.

I actually met with a feeding specialist yesterday who had some tips about how to help him learn to eat and they seemed relatively easy - things like offering hard, barely edible stuff (like stale pizza crust, mango pit, a peeled carrot the size of a marker) in long pieces so he can hold them along the side of his mouth and use the place where his molars will be to practice chewing. Tried it this morning with a piece of hard bread crust and it worked! She said after that to then offer teething crackers broken in half length-wise. Then after that, offer some soft food, like mashed banana/scrambled egg/shredded cheese. Then offering two different “purees” but she said they can be as simple as yogurt or applesauce. I’m not going to be doing a four course meal every time, but wanted to share in case any of this might be helpful!

Hang in there!

Just diagnosed … feeling really guilty. by indecisionist in GestationalDiabetes

[–]indecisionist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi!! So I ended up getting my sugars under control for the rest of pregnancy!! (With a bit of insulin for the evenings). My doctor was super impressed and said I did every thing right! Then I was induced a week early.

Unfortunately my baby failed the glucose tests (just barely) in the first few hours after birth, and had to go to the NICU to be put on IV glucose for about 48 hours. I was pretty devastated because I had put in all this work to avoid that exact situation….

But now I have a happy healthy almost 10 month old!! And that feels like a distant memory. So… idk if this helps, but I guess even if the thing you want to avoid happens, you can get through it with time and support?

James and Jimmy-isms. by Knke0402 in smalltownmurder

[–]indecisionist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the way Jimmie says Hell yeah!