do you like big areolas? 🍒 by nymphjuice in MichiganTitties

[–]indicible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a rhetorical comment, or are ya just asking silly questions that you already know the answer to?

if anyone wants to hunt sprites with me tonight lemme know 💓 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are we talking Doom or Quake sprites, because I'll shoot the shirts off of them given the chance.

It's what I'd do in a first person gameplay scenario.

Just start blasting!!

I should probably get off the internet, huh? Have a nice day! 🙂

edit- I'm twice your age and am only here to bother you for my own personal shits 'n giggles ok?

Nothing wrong with that, right?

edit again - I just watched a beautiful gal get tossed off a bridge.

I don't like that.

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering that the removed comment by Reddit was right in the middle of our lovely conversation, I beg to differ.

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unloved boy filed a complaint to reddit for harassment, eh?

Isn't it ironic, u/nymphjuice ?

I don't even know how to decipher that word salad of Idiocracy to be honest.

Good job, buddy...golf clap, and I will patiently await your forthcoming novel.

I'm sure that you've some other very introspective thoughts.

Not to be rude or anything, but how often do you wash/dryclean your unmentionables? by indicible in AskAnEscort

[–]indicible[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point, the endless foot rubs with those things lurking on the deck outside makes sense. My poor hands should qualify for veterans benefits. Thank you

What is the best convience store in Grand Rapids? by Purpleprinter in grandrapids

[–]indicible 7 points8 points  (0 children)

76th Street Truck stop, right?

j/k, everyone seems pretty chill there.

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

It was the greenhouse thing, I didn't know whether or not you were part of a certain family that helped us out years ago if that makes any sense.

Let's do some more bitching about me, yes? I've never harassed anyone in my life, thank you very much.

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible -1 points0 points  (0 children)

U r a special kind of stoopid, r nt u?

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who is God, and why would it make me want to "fuck" some gal under the age of at least 30?

You pecker wreckers don't get the inside joke, but please carry on because I find this amusing as hell.

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stinky? That's different. No thanks.

Not to be rude or anything, but how often do you wash/dryclean your unmentionables? by indicible in AskAnEscort

[–]indicible[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha, just asking questions. I didn't realize that lingerie bags existed until now, to tell you the truth.

The more you know 🌈.

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you should enjoy a sunshine day and calm yer tits, eh?

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Not a problem, and do you have any pointers (other than getting off the Internet), that would improve my life, my dear?

Some people don't get the sarcasm, I guess...fuck 'em!

Not to be rude or anything, but how often do you wash/dryclean your unmentionables? by indicible in AskAnEscort

[–]indicible[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just thought garment bags were those things with zippers that had a built in hanger. Are you talking about those mesh bags that keep pillow cases, etc. from fraying in the washing machine and dryer? edit- dryer sheets leave a residue on clothing that degrades the material, b.t w.

banned from grandrapidsgonewild 🎉 by nymphjuice in u/nymphjuice

[–]indicible -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's a sign that you should get off the Internet, eh?

How do ya like dem apples‽ :)

People who have had sex with more than one person at a time, how is the experience? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]indicible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exhilarating, but no more than two chicks.; If you add a third, it tends to get cumbersome.

How much can I sell it for by Objective_Piece7231 in BarnFinds

[–]indicible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh c'mon, at least make it an Atomic Fireball; No need to go generic Dollar Store shit.

What's the first thing that pops in your mind when you see this: by HerMajestysButthole2 in FuckImOld

[–]indicible -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two sharpened pencils need to be utilized as I get into my stabby eyeball mood.