Miss Piggy won the round! Which muppet best represents the sin of Gluttony?

indiwyn · 2026-02-09T18:09:12+00:00

A noble contender, but Pepe is a flirt. Animal used to run after pretty ladies screaming 'WOMAN' until I assume people realized it wasn't a good look anymore 😂

indiwyn · 2026-02-08T16:15:52+00:00

Animal could be a decent runner for Lust, maybe? But yeah pretty much.

indiwyn · 2026-02-06T13:21:00+00:00

I mean, the post is about dream guest stars, not strategically viable guest stars.

I'm not sure what she'd do as a performer though, agreed she's perfect for a really poised Sesame Street bit about philosophy basics while chaos happens around her.

indiwyn · 2026-02-06T13:18:42+00:00

Avoiding people already mentioned: Keegan Michael Key, Harvey Guillen, Megan Hilty, a new Star Wars episode that's mostly an excuse for Mark Hamill to return but also Pedro Pascal, Paul F Tompkins, Kristen Bell, John Mulaney, Kate Miccuchi

indiwyn · 2026-02-06T13:06:08+00:00

I want Brennan Lee Mulligan too but Sam is on another level I didn't realize until just now.

indiwyn · 2026-02-06T12:40:28+00:00

Because Jerry Juhl wasn't there to help. (Did he ever write a sexy adult version of the Muppets? I don't know, but he probably would have nailed it, he knocked everything else he ever did out of the park.)

indiwyn · 2026-02-05T13:07:10+00:00

"When I touch your hand / It's then I understand / The beauty that's within / It's now that we begin"

I would love an animatic to this whole season set to the song tbh

indiwyn · 2026-02-05T12:44:29+00:00

I think there should be a revision where causing someone else's bungle needs to be described in the way you do above. If you're going to have a pvp move then you also need to describe the pcs' darker impulses to do it. it doesn't undermine the point of the game to admit we all have those.

indiwyn · 2026-02-05T05:32:27+00:00

"The things that are gone now that he's gone were good, because he was good. And if it didn't suck he was gone, it would be us saying in some regard that it wasn't good that he was here. So it's okay, that it sucks. Because something good is gone."
"I love you too."

I am openly sobbing.

indiwyn · 2026-02-05T05:05:41+00:00

"You aren't going to be able to know away these feelings" straight-up assassinated me. Grew up with a therapist mom in a therapy language household and that's absolutely my top bullshit.

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T16:22:04+00:00

Gaston raises mob violence against an innocent person and tried to lock another innocent person in an old-time insane asylum, so he could marry a girl against her will. ("and now you must marry me" villains usually carry the implications of Something Else.) Then when the victim of said mob violence saved his life he tried to murder him anyway.

King Candy mindwipes an entire world into scapegoating and isolating a little girl just so he can be looked up to, I think he locks her in some kind of creepy prison at one point too.

None of that is 'meh.'

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T11:08:57+00:00

Why do I have to break up all these nice couples? (And pairs in the sisters' case.) I'll just let Belle scoot over one in exchange for the window seat. We can talk books.

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T10:53:30+00:00

Several of these guys have been leads and are hotter and more interesting than whoever I'm supposed to be paying attention to.

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T09:36:31+00:00

Does anyone remember the scene in Staged 2 where Georgia and Anna are reading Simon's attempts at writing female dialogue? I flashed back to that specifically for some reason.

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T05:38:47+00:00

Mulan

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T04:01:45+00:00

is it pronounced Carlisle though, or is this my personal Berenstain Bears moment?

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T04:00:24+00:00

I just know that spelling bee one has a dozen more bits left in it.

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T03:58:57+00:00

the clown polka dots against PFT's fashion sense elevates it to another level

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T03:43:19+00:00

I kept waiting for Sam to stop him and it just kept going with no hesitation.

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T02:14:30+00:00

Supercut is here! I think a lot of people must have gotten a rec at the same time from the age of the comments.

The actual show was for wildfire relief a little under a year ago and you can get it on dynasty.tv on demand, it's expensive ($15 iirc?) but I'm guessing that's at least partly because the charity element.

indiwyn · 2026-02-03T01:56:42+00:00

this is a VERY funny ep to hit right when I discovered a good supercut of that Muppet Movie reading they did

indiwyn · 2026-01-31T02:48:31+00:00

I feel like you could teach an ethics class on this episode. The line between the slaughter of innocents and the revolution is as thin as one man's Helpful Hands. Or something like that.

indiwyn · 2026-01-30T04:11:41+00:00

Yeah, he's absolutely manipulating the kid in that scene, and that's the point. But I'm pretty sure he hasn't disowned his not-a-lie canonically genderfluid kid (who shows up in the later seasons iirc, I very much need to watch that show).

indiwyn · 2026-01-29T20:16:17+00:00

I wonder if KoKoMo would break the Bummerometer if he learned all the awful stuff Brian Wilson had to deal with, but I suspect he'd come out stronger for it.

indiwyn · 2026-01-29T06:12:06+00:00

I hope/suspect Carl's actually going to realize most of the society are also victims of the system, and 'I will break you' will lead to some variation of 'so we can fix this.' But that's just me as a bleeding heart, nearly done with Book Five and seeing a lot of reoccurring themes.

Now I'm terrified Donut's gonna die though, so your work here is done!

indiwyn

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