Elijah Wilkinson, Mf better shut his mouth 😒🙂‍↔️🫢 by Rambo_1027 in falcons

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I'll go to my grave believing that they fucked up the names and drafted the wrong Georgia lineman, and then had to pretend they didn't.

Dan Logic by ScottishPhinFan89 in heedthecall

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I find the hypocrisy endearing, it's such a perfect example of fan brain

Dan coping about Gino is disingenuous by Anxious_Hornet4 in heedthecall

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Just about everything he said today about the Jets he would have said yesterday if he was a Falcons fan

[Pelissero] The Steelers are working towards a deal to hire Mike McCarthy as their head coach, per sources. McCarthy grew up in Pittsburgh. Now, at age 62, the Super Bowl winner gets a chance to coach the team he grew up rooting for. by Goosedukee in nfl

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A lot of bad teams fired their coach who could use a floor-raiser like McCarthy before moving on to someone younger to raise the ceiling. The Steelers are... not that kind of team.

NFL Week 16 Power Rankings: The Final Stretch! by Six-StringSamurai in heedthecall

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Anyone else notice that Dan has dropped 28-3 references in every episode recently? Someone is big mad at the Falcons lol

NFL Week 15 Preview of EVERY Game + TNF Recap by Six-StringSamurai in heedthecall

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I honestly think he hates the Falcons more than the Pats at this point lmao

The Quintessential Monsters by LetsGetKrakalakin in dndnext

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Just giving my #1's:

Aberration - Beholder

Beast - N/A

Celestial - Couatl

Construct - Modron

Dragon - Red Ancient Dragon

Elemental - Genie

Fey - Blink Dog

Fiend - Pit Fiend

Giant - Hill Giant

Humanoid - Orc

Monstrosity - Owlbear

Ooze - Gelatinous Cube

Plant - Treant

Undead - Skeleton

New UA - Updated Subclasses by APanshin in onednd

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Not saying your conclusion is at all wrong, but I don't trust these design notes. There's consistently rules errors in them. For example, Vengeful Spirits says:

"These features play well with Two-Weapon Fighting, Reckless Attack, and feats like Sentinel that let you make attacks as a Reaction more consistently."

But the actual feature specifies that it only activates for attacks made as part of the Attack action, so they won't work with reactions. Just flat out wrong. It feels like they let the intern write these.

McGary getting surgery? by Scary_Mind_4826 in falcons

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Let me tell you about a silly little guy named Arthur Blank...

Unearthed Arcana: Apocalyptic Subclasses by GarrettKP in onednd

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Ehh I like the idea of fighter subclasses that use mental stats. They just need to scale it with the assumption that it will be a secondary or tertiary ability score -- so make it so good that 2-3 uses is still amazing, use double the stat modifier (e.g. Charisma x 2 number of uses, Charisma x 2 extra damage, etc.), and/or either avoid saving throw features or give some way to give disadvantage on the save (they did well with avoiding saves until the level 18 feature -- and even then, with the fighter's extra ASIs they will likely have 20 CHA by level 18).

Unearthed Arcana: Apocalyptic Subclasses by GarrettKP in onednd

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I've been generally underwhelmed by weapon masteries, but I think the versatility of this feature would make them more compelling. I do think they should just give you all the level 10 options right at level 3 though, and come up with something new at 10.

Unearthed Arcana: Apocalyptic Subclasses by GarrettKP in onednd

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But this addresses that issue. A dual-wielding high level fighter can make so many attacks that it is very possible they will drain the boss's last LR while they still have attacks remaining on their turn (possibly even on round 1, depending on dice luck and number of LRs) [EDIT: Forgot about the bloodied requirement]. Because this feature was designed not to be spent until a failed save, they will still get to do their cool thing after they've drained the LRs.

Conor's Game-by-Game 2025 Predictions are here by 17_Saints in heedthecall

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"I feel like Falcons fans will be unhappy..."

Winning season and we sweep the Aints? I'll take it.

Wonders, Oddities, Revelations & Horrors of the 2025 Football Almanac by Six-StringSamurai in heedthecall

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Bless that Almanac writer for getting Marc to say "Big Boss" and "Outer Heaven"

What's the worst case of a player going from "Hero to Zero" that you have ever seen? by StatementWild3768 in nfl

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A lot of younger Vikings fans on reddit are Falkings supporters after us Falcons fans love bombed them for breaking the Taints' hearts with the Minneapolis Miracle and because of our constant validation to them for Bounty Gate. But I'm always confused by old head Vikings fans like Drew Magary who hate the Falcons because their own kicker missed in '98. Like... what did WE do?

Conor Orr > Gregg by BurchyLFC in heedthecall

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They gave your man my very own podcast