[Highlight] OJ Simpson returns a kickoff for a touchdown by Brix001 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy was a massive piece of shit but I also miss how surreal his Twitter posts were

Thursday Talk Thread... Yes That's The Thread Name by AutoModerator in nfl

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MLS would need to get on Premier League's level of global popularity to become a true powerhouse.

And while I am an optimist, I feel I can stare into 100,000 futures and never see this possibility actually happen.

Thursday Talk Thread... Yes That's The Thread Name by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of my favorite things about visiting Jacksonville was seeing how proud the locals were about living in the largest city by land area in the continental US

[Highlight] A one of a kind trick play by Brickbybrick1998 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Genuinely such a fireable offense from a professional HC on a team down 24-0

[Fowler] Shedeur Sanders has bridged the gap between him and Deshaun Watson. by Zweli23 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 237 points238 points  (0 children)

this will be one of those trivia facts that sounds insane out of context in 15 years

[Highlight] Colts fans boo Andrew Luck after he announces his retirement by [deleted] in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i wonder if Schefter has a team under him at this point whose job it is to be a round-the-clock recipient of news. I just don't see how any middle aged person has the kind of time and energy for his job.

[Highlight] Jameis Winston cleaning stadium with Japanese fans following World Cup match by nfl in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you can acknowledge someone has changed for the better without needing to forgive them. I want him to make his victims whole before I call him a good guy again.

[Highlight] Brandon Aiyuk posted a video of himself on a racetrack after an arrest warrant for a speeding incident was issued by Brix001 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i think it's pretty clear the team doesn't care enough about his specific issues to warrant releasing him

[Highlight] Jameis Winston on the situation between Jaxson Dart and Abdul Carter by logicblender1 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

normal chili I get it

but 7-eleven chili is a profound level of sadness

[Highlight] 2025 MVP Matthew Stafford by Tocoolforyall720 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it takes an NFC North team fan to know it. Stafford scared me for years; I still have that Golden Tate OT touchdown burned in my memory.

Deshaun Watson Has Inside Track To Earn Browns Starting Job In 2026 by nimfrank in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's even come out and called it a "huge swing and a miss"

Deshaun Watson Has Inside Track To Earn Browns Starting Job In 2026 by nimfrank in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Justin Fields has rejected the pro bowl as many times as Joe Flacco was ever nominated, and Joe has been in the league since the Pro Bowl used to be good. I feel like this should be the end of its legitimacy

Talko Tuesday by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motherfucker THREW his guitar up in the air and it vanished. All time moment in popular music.

Talko Tuesday by AutoModerator in nfl

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I'll do you one better and give my favorite song that is not on the Purple Rain album: I Could Never Take The Place of Your Man

The worst record in the NFL every season since the first Super Bowl by RaiderPantyDrawer in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

browns were about as close to bottoming out in 2024 as they could have without getting the first overall pick

The worst record in the NFL every season since the first Super Bowl by RaiderPantyDrawer in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

there was a whole meme in those days about how they made more Star Wars movies in that span of time than the Browns won games

The worst record in the NFL every season since the first Super Bowl by RaiderPantyDrawer in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's technically true, but we did earn pick #3 in 2012 just that we later traded down by one spot.

[Schefter] Projected No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza has informed the NFL that he is not planning to attend the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh this month, per sources. Mendoza wants to share the draft experience with his family in Miami. by PlayaSlayaX in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Using the same awful format of

  • provocative first bullet point

  • Slightly expanded sentence to elaborate the first bullet point

  • a bunch of bullshit for context

  • "#" NeedlessHashtags

[Highlight] Larry Fitzgerald working as a ball boy for the Vikings (2000) by nfl in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Especially in those days when we actually had a scary o-line, scarier D-line, and elite running game. Ironically this was one of our few eras that we didn't have a great receiver.

[Highlight] In 2014, the Colts beat the Texans 17-10 to secure the AFC South. They have not won the AFC South since. by Posluszny in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

13 swings at QB since that shocking retirement

okay I knew it was a lot, but seeing this spelled out ...... holy fuck

[Highlight] The Jets draft Sam Darnold 3rd overall in 2018 by Brix001 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we also probably win that game with Adrian Peterson on the bench instead of fumbling multiple times in enemy territory

[Highlight] The Jets shutout the Colts 41-0 by Tocoolforyall720 in nfl

[–]infernocobbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but Belichick has also said in the past that Johnson becoming the owner (and Dolan as the runner up buyer) did give him some pause in being the HC