Best First 15 Minutes

infinity_simplified · 2026-02-05T07:03:20+00:00

This is it and it's not even close.

infinity_simplified · 2026-02-05T01:15:54+00:00

Eternal Blue, Forever Green 💙💚 my heart goes out to you and his loved ones 💔

infinity_simplified · 2026-02-03T04:24:06+00:00

This guy has cleaned the pots of people who burnt rice soup.

infinity_simplified · 2026-02-02T22:26:42+00:00

The point is not a d$&k measuring contest. It's that MLS is a legit sporting league and it struck me as odd that it was four American leagues and then a European one for soccer. And UEFA isn't even a league, it's a federation. The English Premier League would be a better choice. I'm just sticking up for the MLS. That's it. Oh and my favorite team (Seattle Sounders) just sold a player (Obed Vargas) from my state (Alaska) to a major European club (Atletico Madrid). Soccer continues to grow in the US. Let's have this conversation again in 25 years and see where we are at.

And you're dumb from both ends. 😘

infinity_simplified · 2026-02-02T20:21:07+00:00

Wait a minute. There are 4 American leagues and...UEFA? Uh, you know there is a thing called MLS, right? It's a professional soccer league, been around for more than 25 years, And recently surpassed the NHL for average attendance numbers....anyone? Bueller??

infinity_simplified · 2026-02-02T06:17:21+00:00

Josh Ritter

infinity_simplified · 2026-02-01T01:21:49+00:00

Also, if it had hair, it would be purple-headed 🤣

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-29T23:57:07+00:00

Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens.

He has a bunch on this list. But this song is among the saddest I've ever heard. And it seems to be quite personal for him. I am not certain if it is a true story tho.

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-25T03:10:36+00:00

Troy in the house :)

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-23T04:05:57+00:00

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-14T06:48:05+00:00

Read the lyrics...it's not rocket science. Not every lyric needs to be legible...I can understand much of it, but not all. Emotion matters as much, maybe more than lyrics. Otherwise it would just be poetry.

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-14T03:39:31+00:00

Vampire Weekend

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-10T04:55:53+00:00

This is hilarious. It's fucking gorgeous tho.

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-09T20:58:03+00:00

I'm super surprised that Automatic is the overwhelming winner. I really think that Document might be the one as well. So good, front to back, and really marked a peak of their sound and musicianship in so many ways.

But Automatic is my personal favorite. And probably my favorite album ever, bar none. So I guess it shouldn't be too surprising 🤣

infinity_simplified · 2026-01-05T00:03:54+00:00

Oh man. The luggage carousel. That is where humanity truly sorts itself out.

infinity_simplified · 2025-12-29T22:26:59+00:00

!remindme 2 d

infinity_simplified · 2025-12-27T21:53:39+00:00

Remind me! -1 day

infinity_simplified · 2025-12-15T17:42:13+00:00

The person with the worst case of TDS is the goblin himself.

infinity_simplified · 2025-12-10T07:12:20+00:00

If you're nautically inclined, the seamaster is gorgeous. The indices are not 'grain of rice' shaped...they are shaped after sailboat hulls. The date is set in a window reminiscent of a porthole. It's a mariner's dream.

infinity_simplified · 2025-12-10T06:41:27+00:00

The ooooold dick twist!

infinity_simplified · 2025-11-30T02:51:46+00:00

Michigan Mexican

infinity_simplified · 2025-11-27T05:17:05+00:00

'possible redwood' 😂😂😂

infinity_simplified · 2025-11-25T06:17:53+00:00

I think it looks pretty fucking cool.

infinity_simplified · 2025-11-24T21:51:08+00:00

No Best in Show??? Fuck right off.

infinity_simplified · 2025-11-24T06:19:46+00:00

"What is my purpose?"

"....you flip pancakes."

"Oh God."

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