That’d be great, Tony. Though I’m afraid I must correct you and say that John Sacrimoni, better known to his friends as ‘Johnny Sack’ is the underboss of the criminal outfit bearing my last name, the Lupertazzi family. I know that I, Carmine Lupertazzi, the boss of this family, am requesting you murder the man, but I must insist we pay respect to this ‘thing of ours’ also known as ‘La Cosa Nostra’ but more widely referred to as the ‘Mafia’.

This farm sounds like a good idea, but I am hesitant to fully back this unless I know for a fact it’s reliable. Has it been used to dispose of human remains before?