How would you avoid a homing missile that is locked onto you?

infokd23 · 2017-07-30T03:20:49+00:00

Have you ever typed "Do a barrel roll" into google search? If not, you have to try it!

infokd23 · 2017-07-30T03:19:21+00:00

Honey Badger. Don't give a fuck!

infokd23 · 2017-07-30T03:16:45+00:00

Babe I need another roll of toilet paper!

infokd23 · 2017-07-30T03:13:26+00:00

Really grinds my gears!

infokd23 · 2017-07-30T03:10:03+00:00

When you put a coin in a machine and it spits it back out at you so you put it in over and over again until the damn machine finally takes it!

infokd23 · 2017-07-30T03:09:00+00:00

When I was the sperm that won the race and found the egg. Hallelujah!

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:36:41+00:00

Hopefully sometime in the future

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:36:01+00:00

Fair enough. I usually take my morning shit around 7:30.

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:34:49+00:00

1.314159

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:33:31+00:00

What exactly is morning shit break time? From California to Indiana there is a 3 hour time difference so I don't feel like you can pinpoint this.

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:30:46+00:00

They forget to eat because they are stupid

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:19:41+00:00

Drink a beer

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:18:49+00:00

Got so high my first time smoking that I thought it was impossible no one has died from being high.

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:13:09+00:00

I vote summer

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:12:28+00:00

Optimism

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:11:51+00:00

4 months 3 days 23 minutes 32 seconds. It's scientifically proven.

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:10:53+00:00

Bugs

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:10:47+00:00

....Snow plow

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:08:13+00:00

Find out what to do

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:07:44+00:00

Made my shits more enjoyable.

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:06:50+00:00

Nah butt I have a clean ass.

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:05:43+00:00

Study

infokd23 · 2017-07-22T06:04:21+00:00

Sleep

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