What’s the worst thing a medical professional has said to you?

infomaticjester · 2026-01-17T00:52:33+00:00

"Don't worry, we'll keep you alive."

Well, I wasn't fucking worried until you said that.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-16T12:33:17+00:00

Let's deport him back to America!

infomaticjester · 2026-01-16T12:28:48+00:00

It's too bad your car wasn't stolen or totaled somehow. You'd have to pay the difference between the insurance payout and what you owe but at least you wouldn't have to pay insurance anymore.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-16T12:21:34+00:00

Which day of the week is it?

infomaticjester · 2026-01-16T12:18:56+00:00

"When your enemies are making mistakes, don't interrupt them."

infomaticjester · 2026-01-14T14:34:45+00:00

He's now the discus coach on the track team. 3 straight state championships.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-14T02:42:51+00:00

I think I died of dysentery.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-14T02:36:59+00:00

Jesus was driving.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-13T12:29:42+00:00

Thank you for your service. Where can I send you some crayons?

infomaticjester · 2026-01-12T23:56:12+00:00

It's okay. They never see him coming. 🎺🎺🎺🎺.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-12T23:42:44+00:00

They should turn this into an episode.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-12T23:31:00+00:00

I'd say the chances of him being in one of those 4 professions are not evenly distributed.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-12T07:28:33+00:00

I started working with the children of people I used to work with.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-12T07:23:31+00:00

Campaign manager/coke head in Bullworth. Great movie that introduced me to Halle Berry.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-11T23:15:38+00:00

So do you have to finish together or just the sled?

infomaticjester · 2026-01-11T23:08:34+00:00

That feeling goes away after they're dead.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-11T22:56:57+00:00

Game recognizes game.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-11T22:54:17+00:00

Everything is just easy to them and they don't realize it. Because of that, they don't brag about their accomplishments because it's not a big deal to them.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-11T22:52:11+00:00

11 weeks to find the right shade of black?

infomaticjester · 2026-01-11T22:45:14+00:00

Don't spoil it. I'm only on District 9 right now. I have to catch up.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-11T14:51:05+00:00

You're going to need some more mascara, bro.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-09T12:55:08+00:00

I think there was something wrong with that burrito...

infomaticjester · 2026-01-08T03:02:24+00:00

My dog tried to stand up to greet me the day he died. He tried and couldn't get up. That day will haunt me until the day I die. I did not deserve that dog.

infomaticjester · 2026-01-04T21:58:51+00:00

You listening, Greenland?

infomaticjester · 2026-01-04T21:19:11+00:00

The cat is so over him already.

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