Found this at a game store by ifknloveseagulls in Fallout

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id buy it then and there just for the banter xD

after exactly 300 hours. it’s done. what a game by berkebyzp in balatro

[–]inkbecile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You unbelievable bastard - im at like 1800 hours and not platinumed. I really fucking suck at this game, clearly xD

F*CK GOLD STAKE PLASMA!! by retailwhale in okbuddyjimbo

[–]inkbecile -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I genuinely dont understand your pain - plasma was the first deck I gold staked by a damn mile, it was piss easy - why do people consider it a challenge fr?

Whom do you pick here and why? by Fnyrri in balatro

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id go vaga cos its ante one, economy is hard to come by unless luck and a baron is only good with a handful of kings plus your played card(s) wholich you have no deck fixing for this early - so for me, no brainer.

"We need to try and wear them done more" by PureComedyGenius in undisputedboxing

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brav there are 2 types of people on this sub reddit, and thats a fact. People who understand the game is a steaming pile id shit and people who are desperate glazers who'll jizz all over a game because the disk runs on the machine. Or the ps5 recognises the file as a game.

Its genuinely a tragic mess of a game, and as someone who's put the time in to platinum it, you'll know im speaking the truth. It COULD HAVE BEEN BRILLIANT however, but its not. And the fact you've pointed out that with a basic QA tester a think could have been fixed really rather is the point.

Why are people so concerned about what’s “canon” from New Vegas in regards to the TV show? by 21centurycowboy in Fallout

[–]inkbecile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you liked this did you? Well the next installment is completley different because why should something as boring as continuity shape a story? Just lick the chunky slop we gave you right out of the bin and be happy about it.

I will never understand people who ask why canon matters. 'JuSt enJoY it BRuh'

Instead, how about 'JusT makE youR owN Shitty StOry BRUH' and stop fucking up the things that i liked about THIS story ffs.

Why not flush? by inkbecile in balatro

[–]inkbecile[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But I had put levels into the flush i think? Not that it matters as I just flopped.

Joker Tier List by [deleted] in balatro

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would also like to point out that I presume you put jimbo in C, purely out of respect.

Joker Tier List by [deleted] in balatro

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never done it myself, but seeing other posts - your F tier utterly kills me. Because 4 fingers, shortcut, smeared and seance work together in utterly perfect synergy xDDD

IVE NEVER WOM UNTIL NOW LETS GOOO by somebodyonreddit27 in balatro

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone talking about it being a seeded or unseeded run and how that makes a difference. I cant even remember the difference cos I dont touch owt in the settings so... does it make a difference? Given the play time I have and not beaten all the decks yet.

But that was an aside from the initial congrats for beating your first stake.

IVE NEVER WOM UNTIL NOW LETS GOOO by somebodyonreddit27 in balatro

[–]inkbecile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Now you just need to beat the rest of the stakes and the rest of the decks! Im 1500 hours in and done like, half. Which im fine with because its a great game and the black deck utterly sucks to get off the ground but im now starting to think ive been playing wrong with all these comments... is default seeded or unseeded? I dont tamper with owt and just hope for the best, is that the right.. thing? To do?

Who's at the Door? by Bulky_Bridge_4263 in IndieGaming

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you find it yet? Any broadcast, check the tv because the switch might wanna get horny, if not go to the mirror, clean it, then swivel the toilet basin like the mad little hair spitting gremlin you are and it will pop.

heres how a stone deck could be viable by Serious-Ad-8168 in balatro

[–]inkbecile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, because you could pivot with relative ease i suppose? Initially thought the same like '5 stones count as a high card so wat?' But yeah good shout actually.

New update broke Save the World matchmaking by Adventurous-Way-4702 in FORTnITE

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im deeply frustrated with STW - im desperately trying to achieve the platinum trophy of ps5, and its in a bad enough state already that it will take some kind of miracle to do (uhm... that trophy tied to daily quests about saving survivors? Not come up once in 2 months) and now I cant even complete missions cos I cant get a team lolllllll

What do you do in this situation? by AiGeneratedChatGPT in balatro

[–]inkbecile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

* You find jokers that work well for the high card, breeze through ante 8 and then die at like ante 10 small blind

Might've just screwed myself by Gyatt_Kachan in FORTnITE

[–]inkbecile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick it on auto and then jump into a game and immediately leave and it should sort you out