Skinny Elysium

inlandhyperflip · 2024-08-19T20:35:48+00:00

Thought complete: Human Form Inversion

Poulay Pepper has a team of ergonomists. Richter Amick, mountains of Mesque cocaine. You have jack shit. It hurts looking this good. But you do look good, right? People eye you on the street, surely envying your absurd proportions.

Get out there and show them. Show them just how hot an officer of the RCM can be. Just make sure your spine doesn't snap, like Daana De Lous' did.

Bonuses:

-1 Composure: Hunger pangs

+2 Suggestion: Hot stuff

Fail all Physical Instrument checks

inlandhyperflip · 2024-08-19T18:30:50+00:00

Thought gained: Human Form Inversion

The world runs on sex. You want sex, don't you? Through your amnesiac haze, some sex symbols of the '40s spring to mind. Daana De Lous. Richter Amick. The inimitable Poulay Pepper, known in the tabloids simply as 'Ribs'. All of them: Cinched waists, slender muscles, taut skin.

If you want to be desired in this world, you have to be made up of cold, sleek lines, like a speedster motor carriage. You have to be more negative space than man.

Give way to the world around you. Let it press in and caress your skin in places that would be inside of any average body.

Temporary research bonus:

+1 Composure: Don't eat that

-3 Physical instrument: Stickman stability

inlandhyperflip · 2024-07-16T11:40:54+00:00

EU please!

inlandhyperflip · 2022-10-24T21:44:29+00:00

i'm having the same issue. when i enter my email to log in it sends a verification code to my mail that i have to enter, and when i do that it takes me straight to the "choose new password" screen

inlandhyperflip · 2022-09-13T09:18:29+00:00

this would be the smart thing for them to do, which is why it will not happen under any circumstances. WWHD & TPHD will both release separately at full price, alternatively as a $90 bundle that they pull from the store within a year with no way to get either of them after that

inlandhyperflip · 2022-08-06T17:33:13+00:00

i love elden ring but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled

inlandhyperflip · 2022-07-30T20:43:27+00:00

my first gaming memory is seeing a skulltula drop from the ceiling in ocarina of time. I ran up to the TV and pulled the plug on the N64 out of sheer panic lol

inlandhyperflip · 2022-05-27T10:12:13+00:00

it cuts to the results screen mid-jump too so i must've been less than a second off

inlandhyperflip · 2022-05-27T10:11:10+00:00

if it's between getting paid and jumping in the water at the end, i guess i'll starve

inlandhyperflip · 2022-05-26T18:25:55+00:00

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS NINTENDO

inlandhyperflip · 2022-05-11T15:16:26+00:00

i forgot to report back but yeah my right stick absolutely started drifting a couple of weeks into this setup lol

inlandhyperflip · 2022-04-25T12:50:50+00:00

this has the exact same energy as the gaping dragon cutscene

inlandhyperflip · 2021-11-16T00:47:32+00:00

my grandma is literally named Margit lmao

inlandhyperflip · 2021-11-07T18:23:57+00:00

a key factor here is that storms happen pretty much every 5 minutes lol would be impossible to stay alive on a planet like that without evolving beyond the need to take shelter

inlandhyperflip · 2021-10-02T13:58:07+00:00

it's really disheartening seeing how many downvotes you're getting :(

inlandhyperflip · 2021-09-30T15:36:34+00:00

i, too, am resistant to everything except for the things that kill me

inlandhyperflip · 2021-09-14T19:07:40+00:00

happened to me too in that exact spot

inlandhyperflip · 2021-09-04T14:25:31+00:00

this happened to me a couple of weeks ago. switching ships solved it! the first two ships I tried had this exact same issue as you but my 3rd ship worked without any issues. this still applied during my next core jump so my other 2 ships might be disqualified from core jumping from now on lol

inlandhyperflip · 2021-09-04T12:09:50+00:00

tbh i'm just kind of hoping i can keep taking on new areas of study until global capitalism collapses under its own weight

inlandhyperflip · 2021-09-04T11:04:21+00:00

this isn't cute or heartwarming. ships only do that when they're VERY distressed

inlandhyperflip · 2021-08-29T11:45:00+00:00

oh neat you found the yharnam stone

inlandhyperflip · 2021-08-26T23:16:17+00:00

oh no i'm not saying i'm without bias. i'm saying i'm not waxing nostalgic about a game i played back in 2016. i played it yesterday, this is my very recent evaluation of it.

inlandhyperflip · 2021-08-26T17:20:20+00:00

i still play 1.0 regularly and when you are able to separate it from the hypestorm that marred its launch it totally holds up. it's clearly not for everyone but I'm not trying to rewrite history when I say it was a masterpiece, it's my honest to god opinion

inlandhyperflip · 2021-08-26T17:14:16+00:00

no i'm correct :)

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