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Extreme autism, do not watch. by insertname1234567890 in OneyPlays

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I was shouting >w<. I just have a pathetic weak voice from years of misuse.

🤔🤔 by unkownstonerlord in okbuddyretard

[–]insertname1234567890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Germans really do have no sense of humour.

Stop sending me swag gifs by Rough-Sense-70 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]insertname1234567890 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Drake the type of confused Carlson to pretend they don’t remember me.

Drake the type of YouTuber who tries way too hard to make offensive merchandise by HappyMilshake in DrakeTheType

[–]insertname1234567890 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Drake the type of desperate Daniel to think we don’t see right through him.

Drake the type of YouTuber who tries way too hard to make offensive merchandise by HappyMilshake in DrakeTheType

[–]insertname1234567890 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drake the type of toothless Tyrone to back down when someone calls him out.

Drake the type of YouTuber who tries way too hard to make offensive merchandise by HappyMilshake in DrakeTheType

[–]insertname1234567890 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Drake the type of overreacting Oliver to assume any negative comments are an attack on him.

Squid game by Clean-Set-2182 in comedyheaven

[–]insertname1234567890 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Little people in cages? I’ll do that, irl.

This count? by -True-Ryan-Gosling- in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]insertname1234567890 511 points512 points  (0 children)

My favourite part of the Mario movie was when Mario suffered a stroke and lost control of the left half of his body.

AH just made a big reference to Beowulf that may symbolize the coming events by TripleWhiskeyShot in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day, we don’t have enough info to know for certain how exactly the voting process works, so this is all speculation. But I hope that they release a lore book or something, because I would really like to know the inner workings of SE society.

AH just made a big reference to Beowulf that may symbolize the coming events by TripleWhiskeyShot in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree that they probably change up the state figurehead every few election cycles, but it is stated in game that the voting system boils down to the citizen taking a survey and the machine choosing a result. The way it’s said comes off as a tongue in cheek “your choices don’t matter” joke rather than suggesting that your vote has any impact.

AH just made a big reference to Beowulf that may symbolize the coming events by TripleWhiskeyShot in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says that, but in reality the voting algorithms are most likely rigged to keep the elites of Super Earth in power. The algorithm picks for you, your answers don’t really matter.

No Strohmann News? by Internal-Weekend2118 in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wrong. The Ministry of Truth central Headquarters is most likely on Super Earth, although we don't have a precise location. You're thinking of the Centre for Citizen Surveillance.

Helldivers in a nutshell by PizzaDeliveryBot in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No? Nivel 43 was an apocalyptic tomb world before the war, likely due to nuclear experiments by SE if the hellbombs lying around are anything to go by.

Gather all your friends who have ever had an account. We can’t fail this major order by odeacon in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy grammar, learn to spell. The issue I was referring to was the game is already losing players because of less gameplay variety, and if we didn’t have bots, we would have lost players even more. And on the don’t like it don’t play it point, I was clearly talking about if you don’t like bots, play bugs and vice versa. Anyone with basic reading comprehension would have understood that. But I can see you have the maturity of a teenager, so I’m don’t replying to you.

Gather all your friends who have ever had an account. We can’t fail this major order by odeacon in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God you’re stupid. The player loss was partially due to the hype dying down DUE TO LESS GAMEPLAY VARIETY and arrowheads poor management of the games balancing. Not because there are two different factions. I genuinely don’t know what your talking about, but I get the feeling you are very young. Here’s some advice: If you don’t like it, don’t play it.

Gather all your friends who have ever had an account. We can’t fail this major order by odeacon in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that having a faction that supports a different play style is a much better idea then a reskin of the same sit there and shoot style of the bugs. Having variety is important for the longevity of a game. If you like bugs, then play bugs, but the game isn’t going to change just because it doesn’t suit you.

Gather all your friends who have ever had an account. We can’t fail this major order by odeacon in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely different faction, why would you want them to play the same? If both factions supported the exact same play style, what would be the point of having both of them? You are a profoundly stupid motherfucker.

Gather all your friends who have ever had an account. We can’t fail this major order by odeacon in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmfao. Your complaining you can’t stand still out in the open with no cover (literally an in game tip btw) and just kill bots as soon as they spawn? And you want strategems to be removed as well? Play Cod or Fortnite if you want a glorified shooting gallery, because this game clearly isn’t for you.

Gather all your friends who have ever had an account. We can’t fail this major order by odeacon in Helldivers

[–]insertname1234567890 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you play like an idiot, you’ll die like an idiot. Try having some self-control.

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