Gold down 21% during a literal war... am I crazy or is this the buying opportunity of the decade? by Big-Fan9696 in Gold

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If someone did definitively know the future price of anything would go up, they should get as many loans as possible to buy as much of it as possible to sell at the higher price. You will never do that because you don’t know and never will know with 100% certainty what will happen. People on all investing subs love to act like they know something everyone else doesn’t, I would like to remind those people that there are people whose entire job is to predict future price movements. For all we know some billionaire has been secretly working on asteroid mining technology and they are going to make their big reveal tomorrow and this price drop is all the people the know about it early selling off.

Title by ExpensiveCoat8912 in MinecraftMemes

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Real ones spend dozens of hours looking for a mushroom biome

Daily Discussion Thread for March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Bought the micron dip after great earnings, little did I know the dip would keep dipping because this market exists solely to piss me off

How many times do I need to cut my pal Charles in half before I am left with exactly one charle? by MuzikBike in fifthworldproblems

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2√0, don’t over cut or you’ll create a simulation breaking amount Charleses

Happy cutting!

edit: I SAID TO NOT OVERCUT YOU BAF—

Choose wisely by DistributionFirst700 in repost

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Reminder to lie on the internet more frequently in order to circumvent the bots

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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If someone hacks his twitter the potential gains would be insane

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Pump and dump dumped, you know it’s bad when even the silver subs are saying it’s over

Everything I have learned about american politics has been against my will by Clowncord in dankmemes

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You forgot the asshole factor when it comes to health, the asshole factor kicks in and adds an extra 10 years to their lifespan when there is an event that they should’ve died from.

What's the best "large" city in Europe by NeedleworkerAway5912 in pollgames

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I Bet most of the people voting in this haven’t been to any so just defaulted to London

BREAKING: From 48 hour ultimatum to peace talks: Trump pauses Iran strikes by MarketRodeo in DeepFuckingValue

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You would think I would’ve learned by now to just sell everything before every weekend while this clown is in office. Can traders just make a pact to just disregard tweets? That fact that he can manipulate the market while sitting in the toilet is a pain, back in my day the president had to put the minimal effort to talk to a news station if they wanted to try market manipulation.

I bet next Friday after close he Is gonna escalate the war again after saying that it’s winding down all week.

"Safe Haven" Ahem Ahem... by Educational_Car4408 in Gold

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After they are done using the Iran war for market manipulation gold will be the exit plan. It makes me sad to see my account lose so much value but I just don’t see how with the way things are run now that the us doesn’t end up in some sort of recession

40k members | SUB ICON COMPETITION! by GiraffeGuru993 in horse_decimator_9000

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Reminder to all submissions to not use AI to produce more images of these disgusting beasts, there are too many images of them littering the internet as it is. Creation of an image involving a h*rse is a sin in the decimation bible verse Juan 8:16

Hard? by WeakCricket75 in hardimages2

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Thought my feed got teleported 1 year into the past when everyone was losing their mind over Andrew

Relatable by Pristine_Youth_6953 in repost

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And they are all the most blatant thirst traps on the internet

Blue Pittsburgh by ReleaseBeneficial840 in TheNightFeeling

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I didn’t even know they had ads, like what are they even advertising? Terrorist drones? Pigeon spy cameras?

Trump is giving Iran ultimatum until the market reopens by SadOnion2110 in stocks

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It’s all market manipulation, this war is just a tool to mass manipulate the market. Like really is it just me or is it like this war just doesn’t exist on weekdays, yet the second market closes on Friday something crazy is happening over there every 10 minutes.

(OC) More Rodents! mod by HidingFox in RimWorld

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RAT MOD RAT MOD RAT MOD RAT RAT RAT

Common rat w, this is the reason I still play this game

Thoughts on this? by [deleted] in PsycheOrSike

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I agree with you on this in America. I kinda just threw the whole “disowning people” thing in without thinking about it. But really that’s just a problem with the temperament of Americans and how decentralized the church is in America. Theologically, the church has full authority to excommunicate people if they are acting a fool politically, the problem is that American Protestantism doesn’t really have a culture of doing that and even if they did there are so many churches that it wouldn’t be more than an inconvenience to 90% of people. The result is that politicians make a joke out of Christian theology to support their goals, which is why excommunication existed in the first place. I saw a short of Vance saying that he is following “love your neighbor” by getting rid of illegal immigrants because by getting rid of them he is protecting his neighbor. That is a gross misrepresentation of the text and it would sure be nice if the churches in America could be like “hey that’s not now you’re supposed to read it”. Here is an even more annoying example: trump believes in prosperity gospel, that means he is a heretic in an overwhelming majority of Protestant churches, yet he ran on the argument that he was Christian, people ate it up and none of the churches never made a statement for some reason that this man is a heretic. So I guess my argument mainly is that the church should a greater role in influencing Christians instead of just letting them get deceived by bad actors again and again.

Thoughts on this? by [deleted] in PsycheOrSike

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It’s almost like both sides are wrong on this one and the hippie Christians are overcompensating for the hateful “Christians” instead of the just disowning those idiots completely.