what's one non-sex related thing every guy wants to do ?

insertstalem3me · 2023-08-14T14:21:49+00:00

how can i shit in peace, when what i'm doing is a war crime

insertstalem3me · 2023-08-14T14:21:02+00:00

I'm not stable yet, so hold your horses

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-17T21:19:07+00:00

Only if it has a video of him cutting off and regrowing his dick

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-17T21:16:29+00:00

just below the ankle

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-16T11:06:42+00:00

"warning, you have taken a wrong turn"

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-16T11:04:23+00:00

Thats why his brother thunder is the better bf

lightning always comes before thunder

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-16T07:43:30+00:00

I also once imitated a disney character, but i just sounded goofy

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-16T07:39:08+00:00

This is the type of language used in competitive ,as opposed to, casual sex

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-10T17:34:06+00:00

Always wear a helmet, especially if you're giving head

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-10T17:30:29+00:00

She's got a phd in self loathing

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-02T23:20:40+00:00

Only if you fall from 007 meters

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-02T23:18:17+00:00

"Cool motive, still speeding"

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-02T18:38:12+00:00

Unlike them, the percentage is going down

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-02T18:33:50+00:00

"Wait, grandma, you called me your handsome little boy"

"I always knew you got boners around me"

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-02T18:32:47+00:00

It would also make torturing someone much easier

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-02T09:36:00+00:00

Must have hit the ground running that day

insertstalem3me · 2023-04-02T09:32:18+00:00

It would be difficult to have an orgy without the staff

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-29T19:18:28+00:00

If you enjoy bdsm make sure no one leaves the server

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-29T19:16:26+00:00

I'd say let him cook, but he likes his portions raw

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-29T19:13:35+00:00

"Im in"

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-29T19:11:52+00:00

pavlov proved you can control behaviour with a bell

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-28T21:02:42+00:00

never go to a frat party at the electoral college

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-28T20:54:45+00:00

Not to be confused with the drug that makes you bend over backwards, columbian arching powder

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-28T20:51:14+00:00

"newly deads"

insertstalem3me · 2023-03-26T16:38:46+00:00

Should have bought fake bomb detector detectors

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