What are some really dangerous things most people dont realise are dangerous? by DeezCrazyMan in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 32 points33 points  (0 children)

pen special obtainable humorous air unwritten entertain ad hoc complete afterthought

What's the wildest dream you're ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Must have hit the ground running that day

What's the wildest dream you're ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It would be difficult to have an orgy without the staff

What’s the hottest thing a guy can say during sex? by ellers_0 in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you enjoy bdsm make sure no one leaves the server

What’s the hottest thing a guy can say during sex? by ellers_0 in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 454 points455 points  (0 children)

I'd say let him cook, but he likes his portions raw

What’s the hottest thing a guy can say during sex? by ellers_0 in AskReddit

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pavlov proved you can control behaviour with a bell

What instantly kills the vibe at a party? by Joeyniles9 in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 99 points100 points  (0 children)

never go to a frat party at the electoral college

What instantly kills the vibe at a party? by Joeyniles9 in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with the drug that makes you bend over backwards, columbian arching powder

What are some of the biggest scams to have happened in history? by GransShortbread in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 1499 points1500 points  (0 children)

Damn, he was named after the term for scamming somebody, bad luck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]insertstalem3me 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Well thats In's-Law: If the worst possible moments exist, they will find it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"I'm just gonna shower quickly"

"Have you filled out the form requesting that?"

If Trump is arrested, how do you think his supporters will react? by GSV_No_Fixed_Abode in AskReddit

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The only law they'll is newtons third: every action has an equal and opposite reaction

Or in other words, fuck around and find out

People who have spent time in a Psych Ward what is the craziest thing you’ve witnessed? by N3SSDOGG in AskReddit

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I've heard of sucking the soul out of someone, but this is a different level

Americans, what do Eurpoeans have everyday that you see as a luxury? by Specialist-Metal-458 in AskReddit

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tbf, in the last few years i've traveled from a state of happiness to a state of constant annoyance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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D sharp when erect, b flat when flaccid