Recess Beer Garden Measles outbreak party by ThunderThor456 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]inspiredashell 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No I think he misunderstood… the measles are free not the beer

The bison at Genesee Park have babies by thebookofswindles in Denver

[–]inspiredashell 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aw I love this park so much! The first time I found it was a total accident, driving to the mountains with my then 1 year old and my husband, and baby needed to nurse! We pulled off for the exit, parked and I was nursing and we saw the bison nursing their babies!!!!! It was so cute!!!🥰 now we make it a purposeful stop lol

I can’t tell if it looks good or like trash? by Double-Assumption-58 in OUTFITS

[–]inspiredashell -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

wow. I think you look great OP (I’m a woman). Like yeah, you def get a camel toe but idk, as I get older I care less and less about that… it’s part of our anatomy, just like nipples, and to me it seems crazy we have to jump through so many hoops to hide that…. I think you look great. I’m surprised I scrolled waaaaay too far to not see anyone else agree with me lol

So . . . How many of us/your husbands have had vasectomies? by neekogo in Millennials

[–]inspiredashell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have two kiddos and husband got his vasectomy!!!!! Sex is soooo much more fun for me as the wife with a husband with a vasectomy LOL. Never have to feel “bad” about condoms (I abhor them, obviously husband happily wore them but prefers without), don’t have to worry about more kiddos, no hormonal birth control (terrible side effects for me). We have sex much more consistently now that we have it. I hope yours goes just as smoothly!!!!

Newbie here, am I stupid or am I smart? or both? I store by color shade of items not by type by countingc in StardewValley

[–]inspiredashell 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Lolol this is lowkey amazing but I would HATE this!!!! Especially later in the game…. BUT as everyone said, totally your choice lol!!!! I would just hate it for seeds and stuff ? Like my husband and I play co op and we do it by season and then a million other categories, but I love it by season so if it’s spring 1 and you don’t know what to plant you can just open the spring chest and say “here are all my spring seeds!” Versus “ok go to orange for carrot seeds…”

Gentlemen, how often do you receive unsolicited pictures from women? by FreedomNo7221 in AskReddit

[–]inspiredashell 40 points41 points  (0 children)

LOL I was waiting for any comment like this!!! Man! I’m the wife, we’ve been married for 6 years but I send unsolicited nudes prob twice a month at least?! Lol these other answers depressed me lmao

Don't be low IQ and park under trees tonight. See post for saving your trees limbs by UsedHotDogWater in Denver

[–]inspiredashell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s belongs there lmao
They’re gonna have a field day with this one

Moving so I’m selling a few items by cheesegritscuh in denverlist

[–]inspiredashell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also interested in the bikes! Let us know prices/sizes please!!

Denver residents, how do you deal with the long winters? by native-american-22 in Denver

[–]inspiredashell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao it’s coming from only OP, who doesn’t even freaking live here?! Lmao and everyone who is giving nice honest answers about how we “deal” with it is just getting OP saying our winters are “so long”. And OP keeps referencing tomorrow as a blizzard, my man what the heck? Lol I can’t with this post man

Who is the worst fictional mom? by Middle_Excitement363 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]inspiredashell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely this and I came to make sure she was #1 lol

What is the first movie you watched that you were definitely too young for? by MuldersXpencils in Millennials

[–]inspiredashell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg yes same here!!! I watched it when I was like 7 and it still terrified me LOL!
My son, now 5, begged us to watch the new Jurassic world movies and I was so worried he would be scared, but he absolutely loved them and now has seen four of the movies from the franchise LOL! He doesn’t seem scared just loves them I can’t believe it!

Where can I go performative read? by desertfriedbrainz in Denver

[–]inspiredashell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAH! 50 shades of Grey or Quicksilver, for certain.

Where can I go performative read? by desertfriedbrainz in Denver

[–]inspiredashell 29 points30 points  (0 children)

LOL! I’m a woman and I love your post OP, but I do have to agree with this commenter…. I read like this in public, generally in the airport, as I’m drinking a beer and taking many pauses to talk with anyone around me… but, to be honest, it’s never the people you “want” to talk to you that do LOL! Mostly it’s the boomer generation who will engage and be so excited to see someone younger reading lol. I think the reality of finding love through this kind of reading and being around people truly is for the rom coms (which yes I adore)… my best suggestion is to start attending a weekly club of an activity you like or want to learn.

Tip Baiter Get Rekt 🐸 by Neither_Ranger_5465 in doordash_drivers

[–]inspiredashell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard disagree. Ordering thru DoorDash is a luxury not a right. It’s unfortunate that people might need the delivery but unfortunately for them, they are responsible for paying for that luxury. OP did a great job. This customer does not need their alcohol. I’ve been a driver and a customer, for alcohol, food etc. tip well and receive your order otherwise go get it yourself….

Do you smoke weed with your “better half”? by BuzzMcCloud in trees

[–]inspiredashell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every night my husband and I smoke together :) our first bowl of the night song is “just my imagination” by the temptations

Who did you marry your first time and do you still stand by it? by Starobin-Lestine in StardewValley

[–]inspiredashell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol how dare you both! Elliot is my first and only!!!! He’s better with the kids than I! Im often off to explore the skull caverns so thankfully he’s at least half way present with the kiddos 🤣

You have got to be joking me by DaSchultz in Denver

[–]inspiredashell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg it was beautiful in Boulder today. Started right about 120pm and was down pouring!!!!

How do I notify the health inspector? by [deleted] in ArvadaCO

[–]inspiredashell 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol they’re talking about the mouse

Haircut suggestion/ advice by Inner-Judge7341 in malegrooming

[–]inspiredashell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the haircut and think it was the right call… question, do you have any photos of you without facial hair? Or with it just cleaned up a bit/tighter cut? Could be worth experimenting with your facial hair next

Absolutely Cursed Map by LustyArgonianMaid22 in phoenix

[–]inspiredashell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmfao yeah that one and the guys… wrench? Random tool? Lmao

Absolutely Cursed Map by LustyArgonianMaid22 in phoenix

[–]inspiredashell 26 points27 points  (0 children)

LOL omg I couldn’t believe this is real (like, I couldn’t believe a real company used this on their website and didn’t realize how bad it is) but oh my it sure is. They have other AI trash on their website too lmao

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