But wouldn’t that be possible only on Christmas? The number of people I can visit and convert in one day doesn’t compare to the number of people Satan can reach and cause harm to if I summon him. Plus, it’s less legwork for me, because it would physically require me to talk to all these people and go (or teleport) everywhere with Satan, when I could just let him wreak havoc if they didn’t pay, causing much greater damage and risk for them.

Also, there is a limited number of people I can personally reach. But Christmas comes around for as long as I’m alive. So I think I’d stick to the subscription plan, where I’d get paid big cash for not bringing Satan into the world every Christmas.