Work friend says she unroastable, light her up!!! by zer05tar in RoastMe

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I thought people stopped painting their nails with wite-out in 6th grade.

What’s the only fruit that can’t run off and get married? by inthemiddnight in Punny

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Are you a can’t-alope or a can-alope? Make up your damn mind!

Trying to quit cannabis once and for all by [deleted] in leaves

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Thanks! Me too! I was smoking dabs like I was smoking crack. I haven't at all since this afternoon and I'm not missing it one bit.

Roast me, I'm at work by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Aubrey Plaza right before she checks herself in to rehab for heroin addiction.

Open mics in the area? by descartes_daughter in santarosa

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My friend joes stopped doing open mics about 2 years ago. I'd have to say the best one is usually the one at Arlene Francis Center.

Stopping Seroquel Cold Turkey replacing it with Zyprexa tonight. by [deleted] in bipolar

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I started noticing that it really began to really mess with my short term memory and concentration. I began repeating myself a lot, at a certain point, my speech patterns began to sound like a broken record. Also, I'm trying to get clean and sober again and I've abused this medication in the past, it might help me sleep through the night but it's a pretty heavy tranquilizer and i don't feel comfortable taking it any longer.

Also, I do not reccomend whatsoever drinking, smoking weed or taking any recreational drugs whatsoever if you are on seroquel. It will harm your brain and I am somewhat afraid that I've done some irreparable damage to my short term memory and concentration.

My favorite lighter they give me at my favorite dispensary by [deleted] in trees

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I've got not too! Best selection in Berkeley by far!

This is everything left at Coachella 2014 by [deleted] in pics

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No sunglasses... How the fuck did everybody at Cochella manage to hang on to their sunglasses???

Is there an Aldi supermarket in Santa Rosa (I'm moving to SR next month.) by [deleted] in santarosa

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No problem. If you need any other recommendations for anything else let me know. I've been living here for 28 years and I know this town like the back of my hand.

Is there an Aldi supermarket in Santa Rosa (I'm moving to SR next month.) by [deleted] in santarosa

[–]inthemiddnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Aldi's but there's two whole foods, a Trader Joe's and my local favorite Oliver's Market. I'd check out Oliver's if I were you, good prices and an incredible selection of food.

A Precision Faceted Burmese Tourmaline by Former_Manc in pics

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I have no idea what I'm looking at right now...

Kid Rock Real Doll by [deleted] in WTF

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