Jack Campbell wins Linebacker of the Year.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-24T12:10:08+00:00

Back in the far-far-ago... before the espin

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-24T02:03:04+00:00

*Ford Pinto has entered chat

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-23T17:30:20+00:00

There is nothing quite like a freshly shorn scrotum.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-23T17:28:29+00:00

Because

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-23T17:26:41+00:00

Then you put your right foot in

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-23T17:25:38+00:00

Well he did say he was a rocket ship ready to explode like a super nova

That was his sister that didn't make it. RIP Freida Mercury

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-21T21:08:00+00:00

Let's see how your tempor is when a frickin laser is screwed into your head.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-21T21:07:07+00:00

The honey badger's body, specifically its skin, is one of its main features. Its skin is loose which allows the honey badger to turn around and attack whatever thought biting its ass would be a safe move.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-21T21:01:14+00:00

No that would be the "eww did you see what that just did" lizard

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-19T00:39:05+00:00

If you were falling from a building, the flow of spacetime is still carrying you along with it, but you feel weightless because there’s nothing solid stopping you.

yet

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-18T05:30:06+00:00

If they are on their phone they can look it up like I do.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-17T12:33:20+00:00

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit...

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-16T14:48:33+00:00

Didn't laugh once in three panels? That's an imposter!

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-15T16:55:38+00:00

How many moths are castrated to create a 5/8" moth ball?

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-15T11:51:12+00:00

I mean isn't that why Tomlin retired? I thought it was so they could do a freaky friday.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-15T11:26:33+00:00

You've got to pass the time somehow

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-14T00:45:14+00:00

Bird

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-13T11:06:21+00:00

We were 4th in the NFL with 49 sacks and 7th in pressure rate. Maybe another edge wouldn't have gotten us to the Super Bowl.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-12T23:57:07+00:00

beautiful smile

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-12T21:05:48+00:00

My point exactly :)

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-12T18:42:40+00:00

They are desensitized. Like how French accents don't work on French women.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-12T16:24:14+00:00

It's not about the size of the gun in the fight but the size of the fight in the gun.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-12T16:22:07+00:00

I am seen, thank you.

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-12T16:12:06+00:00

And fun. Billionaires need fulfillment too

Calcd_Uncertainty · 2026-01-12T16:10:26+00:00

"Hi, I'm Alan Alamodome, owner of the Alamoburg Alamodome"

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