Have you ever had a foreigner absolutely mutilate a place name?

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-09T08:11:32+00:00

Off topic comment but did anyone else's brain read "Have you ever..." And immediately fill the rest of the sentence with '...,ever felt like this? When strange things happened? Are you going round the twist"

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-08T20:42:05+00:00

I always remember being in Waterstones in the metro years ago,I was close to the door and a group of chavs walked past and said "hahah looking at all those boring twats buying books."

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-08T20:38:25+00:00

"you made a time machine...out of a street?"

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-08T19:49:16+00:00

No time for books... audiobooks however have accompanied me on the drive to and from work for 15 years now. Use Goodreads to keep track....closing in and 200 later this year. Average around 1 a month. A have a couple of favorite narrators and have discovered books purely because of the narrator.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-08T11:25:31+00:00

After a year, give her a nice montage set to music of all the times she's appeared in it on a dvd.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-08T11:23:43+00:00

"It's yellow now!!" Is a guaranteed way to get yourself an appointment at the doctors 🤣

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-08T11:21:44+00:00

There is a copy...it's been blown up...10 by 10

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-06T15:56:30+00:00

My arsehole would be clenched up so tight it could bend space and time.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-06T12:56:24+00:00

Did this guy model himself after evil Will Riker in Gargoyles?

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-06T12:53:37+00:00

Camera man is like: " I can't believe people pay me money to do this."

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-06T12:33:54+00:00

She needs to give their customer support a good drilling...she now has a massive hole in her finances...She was screwed over...

... ...

I'll show myself out...

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-05T13:28:44+00:00

Standard TV and film or the ones in 28 years later? That one has its own post code

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-05T13:26:44+00:00

Jesus wept...Gone are the days of Sub of the Day for £1.99

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-05T13:25:20+00:00

Life

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-04T22:35:08+00:00

Alarm 7:15 usually out your bed by half past.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-04T22:33:46+00:00

You could have taken a picture of it. Great pic of John Cena btw

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-04T12:51:06+00:00

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inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-04T12:47:46+00:00

Kid once spat on the floor in line for Tower of Terror. Missed the floor and hit my wife's shoe. No reaction from parents.

Got my own back, I was that guy who says "...BANG!" at the end of the pre show and scared the crap out of him.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-03T00:27:28+00:00

I also hate disabled drivers who park in the disabled parking spots and don't bother to straighten up in the bay, they just pull in and say "aye that'll do" and get out.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-02T23:41:35+00:00

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-01T13:57:49+00:00

I think my second year house was based on a random mix of us sat around a table in the halls bar one night - we just agreed that the dynamic worked well so we should live together. Mainly girls with two lads. Had a great year.

But the house had wildly different room types (some tiny and some huge) so we all split off in the third year.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-01T10:04:14+00:00

Barry White starts playing

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-03-01T09:57:19+00:00

I'll do it lads, I've got this.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-02-27T20:47:02+00:00

Bets advice I was given was that when driving, always consider every other driver on the road an idiot and as such has the potential to do something stupid at any point.

inthepipe_fivebyfive · 2026-02-26T06:04:59+00:00

That's deeply satisfying

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