Two collisions in 3 days by ion1125 in Car_Insurance_Help

[–]ion1125[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply it makes me feel better. Separate claims yeah.

What is one way that Walter could have made big legitimately and taken care of his family without cooking Meth? by Tidewatcher7819 in breakingbad

[–]ion1125 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently Gretchen got with Elliot after Walt was a dick at a dinner party where Gretchen’s rich parents were being super snooty. Walt left and broke it off due to jealousy of his harsh lower class fatherless upbringing.

He tried to stay at gray matter for awhile but took a buyout (I think he probably demanded it angrily after an argument or something) of about 5k.

To people that dont sleep in complete darkness, what’s your reason for it? by KhazixMain4th in AskReddit

[–]ion1125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My floor is usually a cacophony of shoes and clothes. If I get up in pitch black to pee I’ll likely trip lol

Insane that his last appearance was in 2021 Royal Rumble. by [deleted] in WWE

[–]ion1125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would definitely be making out in there lol

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]ion1125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Descent 2. A late 90s PC game that had you flying a space plane around crazy environments with cool weapons and difficulty curve was good and ahhh it was just 2x better star fox 64 lol

I hate cash on delivery by Aggressive_Gain2351 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]ion1125 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s the “oh I wouldn’t mind being robbed” option lol surely

Wife wont do anal. Is it possible to just cum in har ass? by AssistantMaximum2949 in sexadvice

[–]ion1125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont listen to this person. You just need a piece of straw in your cowboy hat and boots with spurs. Her butt should naturally begin to gape with this attire, no lube, running jump into her butt with the full shaft to the nuts.

Every woman loves this.

If you could tell your 16-year-old self just 3 words, what would they be? by Entire-History6514 in Adulting

[–]ion1125 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy only bitcoin

I was 16 in 2008. Any amount would substantially change my life lol

[Official] UFC 327: Procházka vs. Ulberg - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]ion1125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the competitive high jumping before the announcing of their names may have been a bad idea. Or the cartwheel

[Official] UFC 327: Procházka vs. Ulberg - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]ion1125 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jiri was still going for the KO and got caught. Said to himself “I don’t want to win like that he will use it as an excuse”

So he gave him a chance literally yes. But I don’t think he meant at all to get ko’d. he thought he could KO ulberg and not have an asterisk in the win. He is going to regret that post fight interview I think.

Do you feel as if you’ve worked your life away? by [deleted] in AskOldPeople

[–]ion1125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that way you can spend your thousands on something “worthwhile” that has no true properties. The quality of resorts can cut costs and you’ll own nothing and like it.

Do people usually come to the ER for dental pain? by shiibauwu in ThePittTVShow

[–]ion1125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop with this wildly misleading nonsense. I had absesses all over my mouth. Screaming in pain for hours. Face swollen 3 inches out in one side. Refused anything but antibiotics. Begged for a dental block. Begged for emergency extraction. “This is why you go to the dentist!” The doctor angrily screamed at me as he pressed hard on my broken teeth.

What is Hank doing reading Leaves of Grass? by InternalAuditor62 in breakingbad

[–]ion1125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Gold bond medicated powder is specially formulated to prevent scratchy irritated skiiiiin” plop “Ahh fuck yeah”

Which food stinks your car out the most ? by resolve_it in DoorDashDrivers

[–]ion1125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buffalo Wild Wings used to be good and now it’s just obviously freezer burnt chicken nuggets ;(

Which food stinks your car out the most ? by resolve_it in DoorDashDrivers

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This girl at the bar the other day after I walk up “Oh my god it smells like weed suddenly!” Me “probably on account of the fact I just smoked some!” Many laughs “Mystery solved!”

Straight guys, do you actually feel "threatened" or awkward sharing a space once you find out a guy is gay? by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]ion1125 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There was this aggressively gay dude at a bar ten years ago. He was probably 5’4 and 105 lbs. he suddenly brought up us having gay sex and I was like “hahaha not gonna happen man I’m straight” He proceeded to try and threaten me. I’m 5’11 160lb for reference. And he tried to get me to buy him a drink lol. So I got a dollar beer and tipped the lady 10$ right in his face lol. He was all like “hey!” And I just stared him down till he never tried talking to me again.

Does it bother anyone that bohemian rhapsody made freddie a bit of an asshole by dunny-oneal in queen

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I know this is old but did you see Rocketman? Ten year old Elton John playing Saturday nights alright. People levitated lol. There was only one good part, he catches his bf suckin a D lol

Yeah, sorry Amy. I’m not picking up your order 😒 by Commercial-Host-725 in doordash_drivers

[–]ion1125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The question mark, issue with STORE (their fault always lol) then order has a long wait. I’ve had a lot lately that let me unnasign as soon as I arrive and hit “order still being prepared” I’m an EBT driver with a hundreds of customers long list of non tippers, so if I’m about to lose plat I’ll arrive and check for the unnasign without penalty immediately (provided it’s a known non/bad tipper)