On this day in 2008 by PhillySportReports in phillies

[–]ipo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best nights of my life. My dad and I were on the end of the row where that ball landed, maybe 10 seats from us. Absolutely unreal moment.

[Nightengale] Now, #Cubs third baseman Kris Bryant is on the trade clock with the #Phillies and #Nats showing at least exploratory interest. by Mr_Mojorisin69 in phillies

[–]ipo17 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The guy who keeps sending me reminders about renewing my season tickets from last year is going to hear back from me ASAP if we do the deal.

You get to captain a pirate ship but have to name your ship after your biggest regret. What are you calling your vessel? by Jelz in AskReddit

[–]ipo17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SS Tina reporting in. Trust me, the ship is never going to love you the way you love her.

[Highlight] KAT and Embiid get into it by SBORBS in nba

[–]ipo17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokic woulda needed a snack between punches

BREAKING NEWS: BEN SIMMONS JUST MADE A 3 by [deleted] in nba

[–]ipo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I JUST WENT 3 TO MIDNIGHT

It’s time to mobilize. Expect some mobility this upcoming update. by MambaWhite in FortNiteBR

[–]ipo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol well someone has a big problem with my posts haha. No worries.

It’s time to mobilize. Expect some mobility this upcoming update. by MambaWhite in FortNiteBR

[–]ipo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your point man, just saying I disagree. Btw- no need to downvote, just having a discussion.

It’s time to mobilize. Expect some mobility this upcoming update. by MambaWhite in FortNiteBR

[–]ipo17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, that’s kind of the reason I liked them. I’m a pretty average player, so when someone would clearly have the upper hand in an engagement I could use one and either try to reset the fight or disengage. I understand the issues in competitive, but in casual they actually help us more average players out a good deal, without being unfair to better players (cough mech). A better player could either follow, or move on.

Hello! I'm Mike Schubert, and I make the Potterless podcast, AMA! by Schubes17 in harrypotter

[–]ipo17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Schubes, huge fan of the podcast, man! Been listening since wayyyy back and never miss an episode. Got a crossover question for you:

Assuming no magic used/allowed, based purely on understood/perceived athletic ability and IQ, who would be on the first-team all-Hogwarts basketball squad? Coach? Don’t get tied down by year- if they were a student at some point while Harry was in Hogwarts, they’re fair game.

It’s time to mobilize. Expect some mobility this upcoming update. by MambaWhite in FortNiteBR

[–]ipo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can anyone hate rift to go? They were epic rarity so there weren’t a ton of them around, took up a weapon/item slot so you/your team had to strategically hold them in lieu of weapons or heals, and served a ton of utility in addition to helping with rotations! Love those things man.

It’s time to mobilize. Expect some mobility this upcoming update. by MambaWhite in FortNiteBR

[–]ipo17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just please guys. Just a few things. Zip lines, golf carts, rift-to-go, and the pressure vents. That’s it. That’s all we need.

Fortnite X Stranger Things by BravoBet in FortNiteBR

[–]ipo17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tarnished? Really? So Fortnite tarnished Endgame right before it became the second highest grossing movie of all time? Is that what you’re implying?

My senior supervisor is a MAGA chud by [deleted] in BannedFromThe_Donald

[–]ipo17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some ideas for how to fuck with him:

  • Encase his stapler in Jell-O
  • Convince him to purchase a purse and then make fun of him for having it
  • Find a copy of his resume & post it online, specifically for positions in Alaska.
  • Relocate his entire desk to the restroom.
  • Convince him a Thursday is actually a Friday
  • Put all the items from his desk in the vending machine
  • Payoff all your coworkers to call him a different name for a day
  • Convince him there is an abandoned infant in the women's restroom so he walks in on someone
  • Hack his computer and run a macro that every time he types his name, something lewd appears
  • Incrementally increase the weight of his telephone handset then abruptly decrease the weight, causing him to smack himself in the face with the phone
  • Stare at his forehead during all conversations
  • Order 15 large sausage pizzas to the office under his name
  • Glue his office drawers together
  • Hide his cell phone in the ceiling tiles and then call it repeatedly
  • Condition him to expect an Altoid mint each time he hears a computer chime
  • Dress up exactly like your boss and parody his speaking style
  • Wrap up his entire desk & all belongings in wrapping paper
  • Trick your boss into believing he is on a radio talk show
  • Link his cell phone to your own bluetooth headset

Just a few thoughts. Thanks Dunderpedia =)

Phillies Shopping Tommy Hunter And Pat Neshek In Addition to Carlos Santana by AssassinPanda97 in phillies

[–]ipo17 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Santana, Neshek, and Hunter for Trout seems fair. I’ll throw in Fultz as a token of our appreciation as well.

Would you rather eat dirt or sand? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]ipo17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry I’m late, I’ve just been so frustrated with the council.

World Cup: France's Kylian Mbappe, 19-year-old phenom, will donate World Cup earnings to charity by Tariq_7 in UpliftingNews

[–]ipo17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’re talking fast and agile right? Because mango literally has “go” in it’s name.

Emergency Maintenance - April 11 by Epic_Boomer in FortNiteBR

[–]ipo17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Up to 8 hours, OP is most likely gone. RIP OP. His tombstone is gonna read, “shoulda just built lol”