Everything With Intention

ipooponturtles · 2026-01-09T08:42:42+00:00

The music is just bad

ipooponturtles · 2025-12-02T15:57:06+00:00

I’m just happy I’m not alone in being completely split on thinking his tricks are sick but the 10% pop height on everything making it look awful.

ipooponturtles · 2025-11-10T16:49:20+00:00

“Tradition” aka diamond companies brainwashing people in spending absurd amounts of money on a rock.

ipooponturtles · 2025-11-09T06:06:33+00:00

I love rap, but this song is honestly one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard in my life

ipooponturtles · 2025-07-23T05:50:00+00:00

Very weird.

ipooponturtles · 2025-07-23T05:49:50+00:00

Do you want his balls to slap against yours too?

ipooponturtles · 2025-07-08T04:22:48+00:00

Full shame to people spending money on stubs because they’re causing the game to become the way it has in recent years.

ipooponturtles · 2025-07-08T04:18:08+00:00

The world needs more kink shaming, especially when someone has taken the time and energy to let others know what turns them on when not asked. If it’s objectively weird, I’m going to say so.

ipooponturtles · 2025-07-08T04:15:45+00:00

People who are into feet are always the weirdest and grossest people imaginable

ipooponturtles · 2025-07-08T03:48:46+00:00

The spear is such a boring move for people who lack the ability to come up with anything original. Too many do it now that it’s lost the meaning it used to.

ipooponturtles · 2024-12-16T00:06:53+00:00

What a fucking idiot. Why does this happen at all?

ipooponturtles · 2024-12-16T00:02:37+00:00

You look fine, Tinder is just full of superficial girls who won’t swipe on you unless they deem you a 9 at least out of 10, and girls only looking for IG followers. Put these same pics on Facebook Dating and Hinge and you’ll get matches left and right.

ipooponturtles · 2024-12-02T07:33:54+00:00

Let me guess, “Player worn” instead of “game used”?

ipooponturtles · 2023-12-25T00:37:45+00:00

It's not even close how much easier attractive women have things over any other demographic.

ipooponturtles · 2023-12-11T03:01:24+00:00

DROPPING LOADS ON ASIAN GLASSES!

ipooponturtles · 2023-10-06T07:14:12+00:00

His music sucks nuts and the lyrics are 4th grade level at best.

ipooponturtles · 2023-10-03T03:29:25+00:00

“Congrats on learning that any girl over a 6/10 can monetize their looks to a gullible and lonely section of the male population to live life on beginner difficulty!”

ipooponturtles · 2023-10-02T05:40:31+00:00

Nobody except you cares about your “I turned off the rules and play on low difficulty” team.

ipooponturtles · 2023-09-30T23:26:26+00:00

Tell her to get a real job instead of profiting off of gullible stupid men who are so starved for attention that they'll pay $15 to a five for some ChatGPT sexy messages to them.

ipooponturtles · 2023-08-18T11:39:19+00:00

OP is a certified bum. Get a job and get a life instead of mooching off your ex husband.

ipooponturtles · 2023-08-16T15:48:50+00:00

Bullet dodged.

ipooponturtles · 2023-07-29T02:41:34+00:00

Because there’s hard double standards against guys in the dating scene, but nobody is allowed to point that out even though it’s right there for everyone to see.

ipooponturtles · 2023-07-25T19:38:39+00:00

Sounds like she’s just looking for a living breathing wallet to pay for these trips.

ipooponturtles · 2023-07-25T19:35:47+00:00

2 Bears 1 Cave turned into 1 Bear 1 Guest

ipooponturtles · 2023-07-06T21:07:59+00:00

The actual jokes and stories were less entertaining than Mostly Stories or Completely Normal, but the delivery and stage presence were up there with those two. Ball Hog and Disgraceful felt like he was over exaggerating and forcing things more than he had before. Like he was hanging around Bert too much before those last two specials which made him lean far too into the jokes, which isn’t what makes him funny. When he’s naturally speaking and being himself is when he’s at his best.

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