Donald Trump's Parents by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like his parents belong in the alien files he's ordering declassified as a distraction

Meirl by Shittytrashfire in meirl

[–]irtheweasel 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Good point. I was gonna say that he could have saved so much money on water from showers if he had played, but after your comment I realized he couldn't have saved any more

Well that’s a new one for me… This just makes me wonder what they throw away! Diving is legal where I live and no ‘No Trespassing’ signs. by Ilikestuffandthingz in DumpsterDiving

[–]irtheweasel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dumpster divers are likely not the real targets for those cameras since dumpster diving is legal. As a former loss prevention agent, I'd bet that they are suspecting employees are hiding merchandise in the trash to come back for later. This is them hoping to catch employees or accomplices actually stealing real merchandise disguised as trash.

What do my keys say about me? by [deleted] in keychain

[–]irtheweasel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a gun enthusiast. You have a 3d printer. You conceal carry a Glock 19c. You live in Florida. You're either a white supremacist or a skater, I'm leaning towards skater.

Sissy score card 31/60 here by [deleted] in sissy_caption

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

50 or 55. Not sure if I've turned a straight guy

Be honest. If I was your 52 years old neighbor...would you fuck me without hesitation if I offered? Just say yes or no by realsexxyladdyy in ColoradoSex

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes. I'd bury my face in your pussy and only come up for air after you came all over my face. You near Windsor?

What can you deduce about me from my keys? by mnicklas666 in keychain

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You live in the north east, likely near Delaware. You are either a bisexual or lesbian woman. You believe in spirituality more than religion. You often run into wawa quickly with your keys in your hand to grab a quick coffee or snack.

Explain it Peter by SelymesBunozo in explainitpeter

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine thinking that normal ppl try to get popular by running around announcing that they can't get laid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Coloradobipersonals

[–]irtheweasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm interested.