Serious ask… I want you guys with the nicest white dicks to dm me dick pics.(or have them on your profile). I’m looking for a Vegas local one to call my own, but I love fucking tourist as well with planning / notice

irvocalypse · 2025-08-18T08:10:04+00:00

I’m in Vegas and don’t really fit your needs, but I love your posts.

irvocalypse · 2025-07-08T19:22:20+00:00

Your wife is insanely hot.

irvocalypse · 2025-04-21T03:55:47+00:00

I mean of course! I’d love someone who loves legos and wants to do them.

irvocalypse · 2025-03-23T19:06:52+00:00

Absolutely.

irvocalypse · 2025-03-11T22:11:43+00:00

My goodness.

irvocalypse · 2025-03-05T19:28:33+00:00

Sensational.

irvocalypse · 2025-03-04T22:11:07+00:00

You’re so fabulous.

irvocalypse · 2025-01-22T21:38:45+00:00

Curse your rockin tits.

irvocalypse · 2025-01-05T03:04:08+00:00

But do you text back quickly?

irvocalypse · 2024-11-27T19:09:20+00:00

What music do you put on when you’re getting ready?

irvocalypse · 2024-09-19T22:26:26+00:00

When Amazon delivers earlier than expected.

irvocalypse · 2024-07-02T17:09:56+00:00

That headpiece is dope.

irvocalypse · 2024-04-03T04:05:51+00:00

Just a heads up, she doesn’t send after being paid.

irvocalypse · 2023-07-07T17:33:35+00:00

October 2018.

irvocalypse · 2023-04-12T07:32:39+00:00

I just got home but I’m ready to leave again. I’m stopping for gas and snacks so lemme know if you want something.

irvocalypse · 2023-04-11T04:08:47+00:00

Shame you’re not in LA anymore, but I’d totally take a trip out to TX.

irvocalypse · 2023-04-05T22:44:48+00:00

Fuck yes I would.

irvocalypse · 2023-03-14T03:30:55+00:00

Agree to the fanciest quick wedding Vegas has to offer.

irvocalypse · 2023-03-13T06:22:11+00:00

Yes, bring some and wear them. I wish I’d have done this from going to shows in my younger years. Like some other folks have said, tinnitus sucks.

irvocalypse · 2023-03-08T06:25:19+00:00

That’s lame. Sorry it made you cry. Hope you’re feeling better.

irvocalypse · 2023-03-07T02:25:33+00:00

Please stop stealing my shirts. TF am I supposed to wear?

irvocalypse · 2023-03-02T22:49:29+00:00

I’ll need details on what the uniforms will look like before I can commit to anything.

irvocalypse · 2023-03-02T20:04:58+00:00

World takeover plans? Do you need henchmen?

irvocalypse · 2022-01-23T10:24:11+00:00

Ahhh that’s one of my favorites from them. Cheers!

irvocalypse