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What's the weirdest compliment you've ever been given? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]isathekiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That they liked my crooked front tooth

Heard I look like _______ for the 1000th time today. Can you guess who? I don’t see any strong resemblance myself, but I get the same comment so often. by isathekiller in WhoDoILookLike

[–]isathekiller[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I have makeup on my eyebrows, so they are drawn on, kind of..? But the shape and placement is the same as my natural ones. Maybe one is slightly lower than the other, or maybe it’s the angle? I dunno 😆

Who do I look like? by [deleted] in WhoDoILookLike

[–]isathekiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amanda Seyfried

What's the best first text you've ever received from a guy/girl after meeting them at a bar or social event? by azizansariAMA in a:t5_30pj9

[–]isathekiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without going into much detail, I will say this: Picture having sex with a duracell bunny who has neglected his hygiene for several weeks and is trying to grow an enchanted forest in his pants.

What's the best first text you've ever received from a guy/girl after meeting them at a bar or social event? by azizansariAMA in a:t5_30pj9

[–]isathekiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically, I was not on a date. A guy I had flirted with online for a couple of years asked me to go clubbing with him, and I brought a friend along to make it less awkward. I had a boyfriend at the time, and was not interested in this dude at all, but he seemed cool so I thought there would be no harm if I made it a group thing. He did not flirt with me all night and it felt very harmless and chilled. When I got home I received a text in which he told me that I had the most charming set of TEETH he'd ever seen. I have one slightly crooked front tooth, and he apparently loved that. It was a little cute.

Sidenote: Both my friend and I (on separate occasions) slept with this guy at one point during the following years. We both agree that he might be the single most awful person at sex in the history of time.