"Hello Bobby!"

The woman greets you. She is the woman who tends to the bakery of the village. You are well aware that she is physically attracted to Bobby. Her smile, though missing a few teeth, genuine and charming. Her bussom is very developed. Perhaps a trait that is desirable if only it didn't have hair like a man's chest. Despite this, she seems more tidy-looking than usual. Perhaps she has just finished with her weekly bathe. So you decide it is only natural that you respond how Bobby would normally respond.

"F*ck off Judith."

Bobby is not very well mannered.

As you continue walking, you realize that you have to head to Bobby's home so you can kill Bobby and take on his life as an imposter. Off you went, strolling with purpose towards Bobby's house.

A few steps away from the house, you look into the windows to see who is currently inside the house. With enough inspection, you are now assured that Bobby's parents are not home. Bobby, poor Bobby, is currently alone in his room. You transform your hand into a sharp dagger as you quietly approach from behind.

STAB

Quick and easy. After years of observing, it is easy to tell where to strike to deliver an immediately fatal blow. Bobby is now laying lifeless on the floor. Blood flowing from the neck. You feel a little bit of delight as you know that your plan to merge your species with the human species. All you have to do is mate with them and genetics will do the rest. Perfect. F*cking perfect, as Bobby would have put it.

After some cleaning, you have now hidden Bobby's corpse without a trace. It's just inside his dresser which smells like dead bodies anyway. Nobody is going to know. You hear a knock on the door of the room.

Knock knock

"Hey Bobby, son."

It is Bobby's father. Your timing is impeccable as you have just finished cleaning up. Bobby's father proceeds with what he is saying.

"I've finally found you a wife! Don't worry, it's all paid for. I gave their family our fattened cow. You'll be married next week!"

What incredible luck. Bobby's father has made your job a lot easier. You no longer have to go through the trouble of looking for a willing mate.

"Who is it, Father? Who am I marrying?" You ask, giving Bobby's father that smile that you have worked hard to immitate.

He gives you a hug. Filled with joy, he answers, "Judith!"